Google is down

Its such a pain in the vagina. I don't trust any other search engine, they all seem to be crawling with ads and they never work very well. Google is great. Its simple and it does what you want it to do....like a free prostitute.

 

What are you smoking?

 

It was only down for a minute. It was a painful minute nonetheless.

 

Pains in the vagina hurt.


Which part was in most pain?

 

The hymen. What a ridiculous invention.

 

perhaps it was just a joke. everytime one pops, god cracks up laughing.

 

Wow is that your avatars vigina?

I didn't know avatars had viginas

 

Avatars need love too.

 

Hey, dummyface, Google works just fine for me.

 

Does the clitoris ever hurt, kind of like the end of the penis hurts after really, really hard sex?

 

yes it does, esp if there has been too much stimulation and its rubbed raw from friction.

And I think Google was down because the elite planned it that way. It's all part of the end of the world.

 

Google's demise would most likely be apocalypse for humanity.

 

wtf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPv37EKkv8
Goggles Pizano :driving:

 

I love Google tracking my searches.

 

I dont think its possible for Google to go down the way their servers are set up. I mean it might go down in a small area but its more than likely just your connection. Its way to spread out to go down everywhere simultaneously.

 

Google sux. Northern light was the best before they got bought out. Maybe try ixquick for privacy and no ads.

 

Google goes down on me all the time. We have that special relationship.

PS- She likes it.

 

I like to use google for searches. I don't care if it tracks my searches because I am not looking for child porn or bomb instructions...if they want to know which recipes and sewing patterns I use, all the power to them.

 

i find all my kiddie porn through google