The worst Pick up lines...

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  1. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    What was the worst pick up line that you've ever heard, or used?
     
    forest_pixie84, Oct 26, 2004
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  3. bingo009

    bingo009 Member

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    with that attitude, the farest place we can go is in my bed :H
     
    bingo009, Oct 26, 2004
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  5. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Hey there, nice ass..wanna fuck?

    didn't work, and I got slapped.
     
    Small_Brown, Oct 26, 2004
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  7. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    You know, I was responsible for those crop circles in England.
     
    backtothelab, Oct 26, 2004
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  9. bingo009

    bingo009 Member

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    (you) did you touch my ass???

    (her) no


    (you) doh.
     
    bingo009, Oct 26, 2004
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  11. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel."
     
    forest_pixie84, Oct 26, 2004
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  13. flake

    flake Member

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    wanna go up to my place for pizza and a fuck?

    her: no

    what you dont like pizza?



    thats always good...im such an ass
     
    flake, Oct 26, 2004
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  15. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    LOL this one happened just the other day at work.....

    Me: Whatcha gonna be for halloween

    Waitress: Paris Hitlon

    Me: Should i bring the night vision goggles

    Waitress: Huh?(natural blonde...... very blonde)
     
    jo_k_er_man, Oct 26, 2004
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  17. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    A few month ago this guy came up to me and said I had a cute nose and asked if he could kiss it. He was really young and I think he thought I was young as well anyway I declined his offer
     
    lynsey, Oct 26, 2004
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  19. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    My favorite is "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?"

    Once I was sitting at the bar with a friend at like Outback or something, and this guy who was sitting next to me leaned over like he was reaching for something and said, "Excuse me, but could you pass the love, please?" haha.... goofy. I just laughed really hard and then went to pee. I hope I didn't insult him.... :(
     
    HappyHaHaGirl, Oct 26, 2004
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  21. Deep Fried

    Deep Fried I Fight What U Fear!

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    "You know I"m over that herpes flare up now..."


    not a good pickup line
     
    Deep Fried, Oct 26, 2004
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  23. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    "There's beer in my tent"
    at a gathering near A camp.
     
    MamaTheLama, Oct 27, 2004
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  25. Shachar

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    You have....er.....how you say in english? Beautiful...er.....eyes!!!

    At least ten times a night in Israeli night clubs. The question is - ten minutes later, could they even tell you what colour they are?
     
    Shachar, Oct 27, 2004
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  27. jellydonut

    jellydonut Member

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    he; hi there, wanna dance
     
    jellydonut, Oct 27, 2004
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  29. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Never used this or had it used on me thank GOD but..

    "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" :p
     
    Alomiakoda, Oct 27, 2004
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  31. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Me: Wassup wanna fuck?
    Her: Okay!
    Me: Really? :D
    Her: Haha NO, dumbass!
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Oct 27, 2004
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  33. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Hehe that's always a good one... Who could resist that? :D
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Oct 27, 2004
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  35. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    Every bad pick-up line is in the song "Wanna B Ur Luvr" by weird Al...It's fucking hilarious

    Holly
     
    HippyFreek2004, Oct 27, 2004
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  37. Deep Fried

    Deep Fried I Fight What U Fear!

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    Thirty minutes...$20?
     
    Deep Fried, Oct 27, 2004
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  39. psilonaut

    psilonaut Mushroom Muncher

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    Beavis & Butthead do it the best - "If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.."
     
    psilonaut, Oct 27, 2004
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