loose stomic or backdoor trotts. the first from my mother and the second from my dad, both of whome got them from i don't know where, probably when they were kids back in the 1920's or something. you can tell my mom's the one who grew up a city girl and my dad in a more rural setting. =^^= .../\...
Ass fairies? Awww! That's cute! I am rather partial to "THE SHITS" myself. It just has that ring to it. "HERSHEY SQUIRTS" kicks ass, too.
when i was really young (like 4 or so) whenever i had to go to the bathroom and my mom was busy she would ask "is it an emergency?" so me and my cousin made up a code: if we had to piss it was an emergenpee, and the shits became an eturgency. now it's just the shits...
well it's not dihareea, but when i get backed up i say the poop train has pulled into constipation station