So my dad went apeshit

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Moon_Unit, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

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    Well the shit hit the fan tonight when my dad got home. My brother wasn't home and he went crazy ass insane swearing and stuff (the dog, me, the flour). The 'fuck' counter must have hit 50 tonight.
     
  2. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Well he's not being a very positive role-model is he :(
     
  3. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

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    mos def not:(
     
  4. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    sounds like he needs a pair of pliers so he can pull that bug out of his butt.
    my heart goes out for you mate.
     
  5. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

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    my younger brother really copped the raw end, recieving a yelling with "now fuck off" as the finisher
     
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I've never had a problem with bad language except around children. People who swear, especially around little kids are just wrong. I know they're just words but hearing a 6 year old say "Go fuck yourself" makes me feel really bad for them.
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    why was he mad at flour?????


    its so innocent....
     
  8. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Maybe he's a celiac and it inhibits his digestion.
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    could be


    but that isn't as fun.

    I was hoping maybe he had a bad sexual experience with it at one point in his life
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    That would have probably involved a fat girl. The is no bad sexual experience when a fat girl is involved.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    oh yeah, the ol' 'roll 'er in flour and look for the wet spot'

    I was hoping maybe he tried to stick a bag of flour up his ass and simultaneously got diarrhea and the flour got wet, hard, and he had to have it surgically removed.

    that would make for a great story to tell the grandkids, and would explain his anger towards everything. The ass pain must be great now...
     
  12. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    maybe you and your brother shouldnt be such dicks..give your old man a break..he is under a lot of stress..clean the friggin house once in a while...pick up after yourself occasionally...dont drink out of the milk container...do better in school..i could go on but whats the use..it goes in one ear and out the other...fuck fuck fuck %$*$!@
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

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    ^^^ total buzzkill



    GTFO
     
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