So , I almost died in December

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probably far less dramatic than that or any of the stories posted thus far.
hence the reason he didnt post the story.

 

You could be right but since he won't tell I'm making up something interesting in my head.

 

haha.. I can just imagine a cynical voice to go with that post.


I have been almost hit by a car around five/six times, either I stopped, they stopped or once I was cycling and I just sped past. Other than that, nothing.

 

i could've sworn i already saw a thread from you that said you almost died in december?!


(p.s. sorry didn't take time to read thread, but.....ya know....*shrugs*)

 

I'm going to picture UA in a fedora from now on...

I nearly drowned twice before the age of 5 (I learned to swim then) Once, I was leaning over a rock to fill up my squirt gun in the lake and fell in...
Another time I stepped off a drop off, but my sister grabbed me back. My grandfather's sister really did drown that way when she was 20.

Other than that, I've been in 2 car wrecks, one of them ended hanging upside down in a flipped vehicle.

 

That's only interesting if one of them was a Cooper and there were 27 other clowns in there with you.

 

is yano-mamo hyphenated? i never knew. i feel foolish.

but yeah, i totally wanna hear his story. you just know it's gonna be totally badass.

 

Well, I was on my way to work at the time, so I was wearing an ugly polyester uniform...kinda clownish.
I was driving a Mercury Topaz on Canadian winter roads...

 

I'm calling the fashion police. You are so busted.

 

i've never been in a car accident. i don't want to start.

 

It's pretty scary to be inside a huge piece of metal that is out of control...

 

Ask any astronaut...

 

Astronauts is so crazy.

 

YEAH. i kinda feel that way about my car all the time.

 

I almost died once.

It was on,,,,

Oh the nurse is here with my meds, have to go.

 

Nah...I've heard part of the story and it's far more interesting than...any of the stories posted thus far. Haha. I mean, it could be a movie. And I just got a very vague summary. I can tell you one thing, if UA made it up, he's an amazing storyteller and I like him just for that alone.

 

Let me guess; He was kidnapped by gorillas. I mean, guerrillas.

 

you'lls just jealous.

 

I almost died 3 times

1) I was mountain climbing up a rock face when I lost my grip and would have tumbled 100 feet below, except at the last moment I managed to regain my balance (now that’s what I call sheer luck)

2) I was building hopping on the site of an old textile mill when I nearly lost my footing. There was a mill pond below but the water wasn’t deep enough to prevent me from breaking my neck

3) l was swimming in the ocean when I was nearly swept out to sea by a rip current. I swam parallel to the coast until I was able to climb out a half mile further down the beach


Hotwater

 

A jack tried to kill me, but pssh, that's an old story.