One night stand fans beware

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kinky Ramona, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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  2. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    Holy shit!


    Alright Droopy, you can just foget the whole thing right now. :toetap05: I'm calling it off.
     
  3. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    Holy shit!
    How the hell did he "sleep" through all that??
     
  4. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    my question exactly.

    i don't have ANY idea how much vodka and valium it takes to remain unconscious throughout being carved up like that.
     
  5. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Hahaha. First of all, British have a law against "unlawful wounding". (Isn't that just assault?!?!)

    And He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.'

    That made me LOL.
     
  6. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    She should have rubbed charcoal into his wounds. Then he really would have been tattooed.
     
  7. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    some of those cuts looked cool.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    at least she didnt cut off his Bobbitt
     
  9. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Why can't I meet a girl like that :(
     
  10. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    it would be funny if she asked him to pay for the 'tattoo' ...in a way. lol

    A guy I slept with once asked me for a piece of my hair :confused: I said no and left.
     
  11. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    LOL that's what I was thinking too, I think he had a lucky escape!
     
  12. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    if I had a dime for everytime that happened to me........
     
  13. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    That's just fuckin' sexy as hell. Anyone who would like to do that to me, get a bottle of Tullamore and PM me...
     
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    lol. me and dave get pretty horny sometimes. we do weird stuff.
     
  16. kinulpture

    kinulpture Member

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    i guess it`s better than kidney removal
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    If he went there for sex why would he drug up so much? Sounds bizarre.
     
  18. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    I know this isn't funny... but... ahaha n00b...
    That was insensitive, wasn't it?
    :leaving:
     
  19. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    KC? :biggrin:
     
  20. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    honestly in her defense,as one who more than once has drank and ate downers i can say that he MAY have allowed her to do it while being blacked out and simply didnt remember..

    Valiums and alcohol will cause you to do stupid things and not remember..

    oh the stories i could tell about me that i had no idea took place till people told me..
     
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