**I've Never**

i've never had this much trouble trying to get a friend and tech virgin to download and install windows media player classic

 

never liked the 'sa cla' freeze frame advert, simply because they've ripped off a guy that started the trend years ago on myspace

 

Ive never heard of "sa cla"

 

(its sauce, and a european advert )

i've never respected people that spoil plots in books and movies.

 

Ive never uploaded anything to youtube

 

i've never paid for a song off 'itunes'

 

Ive never felt a cows tongue

 

i've never stroked a sheep

 

Ive never owned a goat.....yet

 

i've never licked an asshole

 

i've never seen triple.... i think.

 

Ive never been on Americas most wanted

 

i've never considered auditioning for american idol

 

I've never wanted to get a tan

 

never been with twin girls....:-0

 

i've never played ice hockey

 

I've never wanted to have sex with two men

 

i've never had homo-erotic fantasies.

 

i've never been offended in a forum game

 

Ive never tried to play a guitar