Ever lied to support your habbit?

I just told my dad that I needed 20 bucks for a homecoming ticket but I'm really just gonna buy a 20 bag with it. But he's been a real asshole lately so I feel justified. I'm only one step away from turning tricks for crack...

 

I've borrowed cash from my mom on my lunch break to give my connection at work some cash for weed. I say borrowed, but my mom's cool and didn't hold me to it. It wasn't a lot, but still. My guy at work just laughed his ass off when I told him. Heh, my mom helped me buy my weed. Oh if she only knew....

 

I asked my buddy to lend me some money so i could get a part for my car....that part turned out to be pot!

 

The cops brought me home for pot once, and I told my parents that I would never do it again and that I'd through away my piece and equipment. Of course I didn't, and they found out... good times

 

rofl, everyday through middle school, my dad would give me 4 dollars for lunch. That's alot of 1 dollar bills. I still have them too. It sounds like a good idea; "yeah, save your lunch money and buy pot", but the only problem is that now, I have all this money, but I can't spend it cause it's in ones. You try buying an O with all those one dollar bills. They'll laugh in your face! Now, it's going to gas money, which is probably where it would of ended up going anyways.

 

you know you can take them to the bank and get bigger bills, right?

 

Took the words right out of my mouth...

 

lol.........Buying an oz. with 250 one dollar bills....

 

lol id take the ones and put a 100 on the outside, that would be a huge wad

 

i use my lunch money that my dad gives me every week

 

Yeah, but it's embarassing. Seriously, it's a shitload of ones. I don't even want to take the time to sit down and count them all cause there's so many. Eventually I'll get one of my friends to come with me to the bank and get them exchanged.

 

Hehe when your broke you won't care though... I've bought ciggarettes with pennys before... Yeah I know that's pathetic...

 

My mom use to give me $20 for lunch money back when i was in school, she use to al ong time ago write checks then for some loony reason started givin me $20's so like every 2 weeks or so, i'd tell my mom i was gettin low on lunch money, she'd hand me $20 and i'd go buy a bag

 

I still do this...but the sad part is im in college. Haha. 30 bucks a week tho aint bad.

 

ALL THE TIME
everyday .. literally everyday.
not shitting you

 

I tried not doing it too often as i thought of it to be sort of stealing from my parents, so i figured, if i did space it out to the amount that it should take me to use up $20 for lunch money, that i was just takin the money instead of eating lunch

 

yeah me nad my friends used to do that alot....wed get about 4 bucks each every day and then save it all week and jsut bum food and cash off ppl at school. well even though peeps at school thougth we were poor moochers we still gota 20 bag each every weekend!

 

I just recently ganked my moms ATM card and bought 100 bucks worth of pot with it. I also save 25 bucks every week in lunch money. I also lie to them about my using pot. Im a bastard.

 

My two best friends and I save our lunch money every week and two of us buy the herb and the other pays for the munchies every weekend and my mom always buys us a carton of cigarettes on Friday. We've had this killer system goin' on for about 6 or 7 months now… it works great!

 

An ounce costs 250$ now? Gawd Damned!