Dad has the DEA issued 5 panel drug test for home use

what would be the best additive for passing this test.

besides being clean. because that will take a month or two. ha.


i know bleach is the most common. but you can add to much or to little.

any hints on what to use for a surprise test?


p.s. just so i dont get flamed. i am trying to currently get clean. i just need to know incase it happens... tomorrow. haha

 

go get a detox drink and follow directions.

 

That won't work if he gets surprised with a test. You need to drink that stuff and give it an hour or two before it's completely effective. Get synthetic urine and try to find a place in your bathroom to hide it or something.

 

where can i get synthetic urine?

 

google....

 

okay heres what i do cuz my parents test me also.

assuming you dont have a clean sibling or friend willing to piss for you, you can pass the home drug tests with just water and yellow food coloring. I have used this on two different home test brands and they always came out negative...just make it so it actually looks like pee..not like neon yellow or anything. Hopefully your dad wont like...smell it or anything.
plus the home drug tests cant test for temperature.
hopefully you have an idea of when your gonna get tested. If you do, get a condom, fill it with as much of your *urine* as needed, and tie it off. keep it in ur pocket with a safety pin or thumb tac to pop it.

 

good job reading the title.

 

i did read the title. i figured that a DEA issued test was just like any other home use drug test.....

 

no the DEA test measures for tempature.

 

if you are actually 19, remind your dad that you are legally an adult and don't have to take his test. If he still tries to make you take the test then you'll have to fight him. After you get a few good hits on him; throw his test kit in the garbage while he cleans up his bloody nose and gets some ice for that black eye.

 

Great idea. His dad can also legally kick him the fuck out. Think before you give advice.

 

Someone is too serious. Besides, no one said he had to take my advice....but if I were him I'd want to get the fuck out of there if I was getting piss tested. Tell your dad to stop buying into bullshit propaganda and make him watch this movie (link below). I saw it in another thread and just finished watching it...maybe you can change his perspective but he's probably too ignorant if he is already buying what I'm assuming is a top of the line piss testing kit.

http://blip.tv/file/1356143?filename=Zebb-TheUnionTheBusinessBehindGettingHigh804.flv

 

what i've done before to pass a test after smokeing the same day i was suppost to take the test or a day after i smoked was I got a 2 Liter bottle put 5 shots of white distilled vinegar in it (incredibly nasty) filled the rest with orange juice chuged and repeated it, I dont know why it worked but its worked a couple times, my thought was that it might have covered every thing with a coating of oil, but really I have no idea something I did find intresing was if I did this for a week strait everyday it stoped working but if I waited a month or two between it work perfect

 

If it is the kind of test that shows the results on the side of the cup and your dad is not in the bathroom while you piss do this. Just get some of the toilet water in the cup and swirl it around until it marks negative for everything. Then dump the water out and just pee in it. Since it's real pee it will be the correct temp and color and stuff. I have done this for two different jobs.

 

And people tell Vapemaster to think before giving advice?
At least Vapemaster's was funny and sarcastic.

 

I live with my parents because about 7 months ago i got busted with weed, a dui, and a pipe. . now i'm just living with them working as much as i can before i move to a different city.

looking at about june to be out on my own again. :cheers2:

 

just walk in your dads room and piss in his mouth when hes sleeping.

 

Take niacin and drink a fuck load of water, you will be clean in no time.

 

so in your opinion, how might this not be sound advice?