jesus is coming.

would he use the pull out method, cause Christians dont use birth control?

 

[many] christians use birth control

 

you might be thinking Catholics

 

oh .. sorry, my bad...

 

catholics are christians. and not the only christians to denounce contraception..

jesus wasn't christian, anyway. [good] christians strive to emulate christ through their understanding of his teachings...jesus is beyond christianity, regardless of what you may think of the faith.

 

Well the point is, jesus is coming and I dont think cares to have a bunch of children that will not listen to him. Like so many of the children he has already..
So hes going to the pull out method from now on...

Makes bumper sticker..
JESUS IS COMING BUT HES PULLING IT OUT..

 

i think he'd use a contraceptive jelly/lube

 

Jesus was a Jew. He was probably circumcised. Fact!

 

i think he'd just leave a trail of pregnant women in his wake.

 

nah, he was shootin blanks


I tried some of his 'holier than thou' cum, and it was bland, no movement, and cold.

very disappointing. He was better suited to his magic career.

 

If he's pulling out, might we also call him a bug-chaser? I'm starting to identify with this guy Jesus.