So just tell about something funny that was said while your were baked. So my favorite one was when i was at my boys house and we just got doine smoking and we went to eat pizza in the kitchen and while i was sitting there his cat that i didnt know was there came up and licked my leg and... me"what the fuck...oh you have a cat ? " him-"no shit" me-"their tonges are so rough" him- with a dead serious face "yeah imagine getting a blowjob from a cat" i couldnt stop laughing for about 10 minutes.
ha I just came back from hike and Im sweating my ass off.. the temps went up or something.. I was bundled up and now Im hot.. but it was beautiful outside..
I've got a quite a few great ones. Here's one: I was smoking with my friends M and N and we were in my room (the designated smoking room since it was the only room that M's kid wouldn't be in (M and I were roommates). M: Oh my god, I just had a total non-stoner moment. These thoughts are just comming into my head and I have no control. N: That was so cool, you should write that down. Me: you need paper. (we forget and smoke some more) Bowl later... Me: Oh, yeah you were gonna write that thing you said down. M: Oh, yeah, give me paper. (I hand her a note book which she places on her lap and starts breaking weed up on it. We smoke some more) Bowl later... N: Why do you have that notebook? M: Because I'm writing.... something. Me: That one thing. M: Oh yeah. (somehow, we forget again. We finish smoking and go to bed.) The next morning... N: Did you ever write that thing down? M: Yeah. N: Let me see I forget what you said. (Look in book - blank pages. Finally she writes it down) Screen fades to black.
Once I was buying a hot dog at the boardwalk in Santa Cruz after me and my friend Sean just finished playing laser tag. He walks up to me, shakes me warmly by the hand, and says, "Hi! My name is Alex!" I was absolutely bewildered.
im going to have to honestly say i cant remember any of the conversations ive ever had when im high, because im so high right now
i once had a really weird conversation with my friend's dad. me and my friend were both stoned and his dad was drunk. so i was talking to him about college or something and we were both saying some really weird things. he was being really sexist and cursing a lot. and i just wasn't following the conversation. it was fucking hilarious though, and he was so oblivious.
at a garden store shortly after smoking with three other friends, Louis, Mike(my name as well) and jason. me louis and jason are sitting at a deck display eating some candy that we bought inside and mike is at a jug of some mysterious liquid that even though its brown it tate like water since we were stoned off our asses we couldnt comprehend that it was weak ice tea. jason yells to mike "does it have alcohol in it, mike....mike....mike does it have alcohol in it!" really loud and everyone in the place starts to look at us, and then jason yells "if it does dont bring it over here." and me and louis are dieing laughing. a really goood day
