howtodread myth section is hilarious.

I can't post the site link, but here's a few funny Q+A's from their myth section.

The second one just kills me.

 

wow all those are so ridiculous lol

 

LMAO! "It comes from bees that are from nature"

 

gah! ahaha

silly bs...and they're all so confident too...

 

LOL i've seen ALL of those before

 

i just read this ..

What will the elastic do at the end of the dread? And how long should you keep it there?
When you finish making a dread or tightening the tips on a dread you can add an elastic to keep the end tight. It will prevent the hair from slipping back and undreading. Using the elastic also allows you to clip off the very end of the tip which is loose undreaded hair. Then the hair will thicken and cover the elastic leaving you with a nice blunt or rounded tip. You don't have to remove the elastic, it will either get covered and "swallowed" by the dreaded hair or it will fall off. Make the elastics tight so they don't fall off prematurely. If you already have nice rounded ends without loose hair you don't need to worry about using the elastics.

 

oh god..

 

yuck. well, it is coming from the same people who tell you to cover your head in a gross sticky substance that needs to be melted before applied to your head then allow it to solidify.

 

true that
i feel bad for the people who follow this

 

shit is natural too.. maybe that the secret!

 

:dupe:

 

Oh god the second one KILLED me.

 

that site encourages wax...
the only thing they said right is residue free shampoo.

 

"It comes from bees that are from nature."

ha. from nature.

 

Arsenic and cyanide both things that can kill you and are found in nature. I am a naturalist for sure, but it drives me insane when people claim something to be natural IT MUST be good for you. lol. No different then people claiming wax is ok just because it's natural and from bees.

 

LOLZ!

 

omg thats insane ..and hes serius too?

petrolyum ..crude oil is natural it comes from the earth and there are acxtualy sites that say to use it to dread..but is that smart?

rubber bands are not natural at all and he says to leave them and let the dread swallow them,?

im guessing this dudses 14 or younger
a raver kid or something purely fashion dread and in no time will be a skinhead

it boggles the mind the lies out there
were there links to dreadheasdhq or knottyboy?

typical of theyre scam sites ..make natural look bad make wax look liker the only way to not look bad
ofcoyurse we all know this shit will result in an expensiove waste of time and effort


kinda pisses me off that hed dare call himself howtodread

 

LOL those statements from that site don't even make SENSE!! I had trouble reading it xD Badly written... By someone who CBA to research anything!!

I pity the foo' who knows nuttin 'bout teh dreeeeadsh ;D

 

pine tar comes from nature, lets stick that in our hair, along with some asbestos and pitchblende.

 

ive heard asbestos is great for itchy scalps