ugh, I've got freakin' tonsillitis I think I'm getting cabin fever as well, hanging about at home with no visitors (don't want to give them the lurgie) any suggestions to pass the time? (I shall NEVER resort to daytime tv...) *end of moan*
Hope it clears up as quick as poss! Sorry no help on the things to do front...youre basically living my life right now I do housework, I read, I make phonecalls, talk online, paint...I cant wait to get a better routine all set up again Definitely dont turn on the tele. Itll murder parts of your soul
Dr Diagnosis Mark Sloan has every skill on the planet. Im sure he must be an alien or God or something...he plays a load of instruments, flips between being a GP, a heart surgeon, brain surgeon, soldier, father and detective, does magic tricks, can dance, is a chess champion and fitness fanatic. Does this man sleep? I imagine youre now starting to get a picture of how my life has been led for the past couple of years :leaving: But Jeremy Kyle...Even I have only sunk that low a couple of times I feel for you, maaan
I just wanted to know what the lie detector said about the gentlewoman who said she hadn't had sexual contact with the boy she met in Benidorm when she shared a bed with him and showed pictures of her boobs to him on her mobile phone:willy_nilly:
Well...did she? Quickly, I need to know (before I head out to beat up a friend of a friend of my mums brothers cousin who slagged me off because I slept with my uncle in the bus shelter and he spotted me as he was coming out of the pub and tried to glass me but then I found out he was sleeping with my sister on the estate all along and gave her a disease and a baby but the baby came out looking like my best mate and that tipped mum over the edge so shes back on the heroin)
Breathe, maxi! Breathe! The lie detector said she was a cheating skank, but the poor wronged girl swore that it must be wrong. Can you imagine that? A lie detector being wrong? On the Jeremy Kyle show? Can you actually imagine it? Jeremy said some wise words at the end, that no matter how badly he has publicly humiliated and belittled this couple on national television, all that's really important - what really, really matters, is the advertising revenue. As I flicked the TV off I felt better about my life.
You what? You startin? That poor, poor lady What a sad story. I mean Im showing my boobs to people all the time, and sleeping in the same bed as people I meet in Benidorm, but it doesnt mean Ive cheated
Sometimes I wonder if Ive ever been cheated on other than the 395 times I already know about. Because once more...and thatd be it, over...
i had tonsilitis a few weeks ago. couldn't eat or drink for nearly a week, but my doctor gave me some pain killers and that was awesome.
Y'know I saw the thread title and thought, Joshua Tree, are you trying to hit on everyone at the UK forums? then I opened it and thought Nope. That's a definite nope.
Well it was a parody of In Bed With Madonna - there was actually a tv show of the same name by comedian Bob Mills, it was quite funny. Still you being a young'un... don't think you were even born then
