Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

owns three complete dr. Ho massage systems....and uses them to torture his friends

 

itches from laundry detergent and brags to friends hes on the Smack..

 

keeps a special desktop folder full of squirrel porn

 

Thinks Bernie Mac is Burnt Mac and cheeze..

 

gives everyonr nutz for christmas

 

drives with one tire flat because he doesn't have a spare....

 

spent thousands on 35 series run flat tires.....and thought they didnt need air

 

ate that little puppies head, in his sig

 

Is buddies with Ruben Studdard

 

thirty-five year old man who has infiltrated Bay Area high school clubs to meet narkaughtixs

 

plays a mean harmonica.....with his nose

 

licks said harmonica after every use

 

always lets out a strange honk when he laughs

 

Secretly yearns to be a Newfie.

 

understands east coasters french

 

Thinks Georgian Bay should be a Great Lake

 

ate a waffle with sour cream on it

 

Had sex with a woman.

 

Used to be a woman.

 

wears his jackets backwards