Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

they are actually just ranting about us humans

why is clay so much fun?

 

cuz you can let it dry.

who invented the question mark?

 

Vagina comes from the word Scabbard. which is Sheath, hence Vagina. But yes I have a scabbard, sometimes..

Why the fuck do I even go into detail?

 

because youre idiosyncratic


wheres Jimmy?

 

he is eating the world

whats inside pamela anderson's tits?

 

silicon fluid that tastes like heaven

why is there no Hill Street Blues reruns?

 

you know why.

when is the last time you took a shower?

 

10 minutes and 42.5 seconds ago


Why dont I move somewhere warm?

 

because you're lazy and post all day.

why do i drink so much?

 

because your roomates kids drive you nuts


why does the value of a dollar change everyday?

 

good answer lol

why can grasshoppers jump so fucking far?

 

because theyre descended from the ancient grasshoppergaroo


why do kids drive so fast on my street?

 

because they dont know the true meaning of death?

why are blonde people everywhere?!!!!!!

 

If youre blonde.......you wouldnt understand


Whats for dinner?

 

Haven't thought that far ahead...

Did you miss me?

 

I did......sorta....

will winter end in six more weeks, or less....

 

not likely

are kids worth it?

 

if they wouldn't grow up to be us...

where are my socks....

 

in the bathroom

whats the best pop/soda ?

 

pop



Where do fish sleep?