Toolmaggot

they took it down

 

If you would stalk me
you would know I already did
that haiku today

 

I saw that, - sorry.
I prefer limericks

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

 

babyhellfire
I want to fuck fuck fuck you
thanks for listening

 

knock knock.
who's there?
ipref.
ipref who?
i prefer knock knock jokes over haikus or limericks any day.

 

ew.You don't spend the day with a child obviously.

 

Ooh, please daddy?

I can't believe I fapped and fell asleep instead of seeing the birth of a thread about me. lulzzz

 

I'm sorry, I had things in my butt and my mind in the gutter.

Do forgive me.

 

i'd been in such suspence over your response

 

Eh heh. You said hardon.

 

i'm still a bit disappointed in this thread... when did my standards get so high?

 

I mean, it is a little bit disappointing. There's MENTION of a tuck picture, but no actual tuck picture.

 

This shit is so ghey, Toolie, you know what to do to make this scene epic, because the op is clearly fail.

 

Remember the phone dilemma? Well that prevents me from getting rowdy; my phone was my only camera.

Otherwise I'd get shit straight bumpin' in here.

 

I feel that. Shit, so this thread is destined to suck balls then.

 

i thought it was just wiping hands on balls then Toolie's face? i could be wrong though

 

That's true too. Either way, CaptainLS=EPIC FAIL

 

I made this thread epic back on page one, and so far no one has matched it.


every one of you has become lame in my eyes.

 

that's just because you got the big balls!