monkeys!

I never wanted a horse as much as I wanted a monkey.

 

I've always wanted a monkey. Still do, I guess that makes me gay.

I never ever wanted a horse. I was never too into them.

But I like boys AND girls.

 

i never wanted a horse or a monkey. i wanted a pet tiger like princess jasmine. what does that make me?

 

I loved horses until one bit me....figures..men.. :frown:

but I adore monkeys

 

I don't really like it that much. It's just not that stimulating to me in any way. Though other shows with lots of sex are and esp lesbian relationships.

that being said, I never wanted any animals. Does that mean I am nonsexual?

 

I've always wanted a pony.

 

I wanted a tiger AND a monkey!

I also wanted a killer whale.

 

pervert

 

sexy?

 

well duh

i mean what ELSE?? i think it means i want to fuck aliens.

 

here meet my friend he's a tomcat in the sack.



*edit* not really sure if it's a he or not... meh, get creative.

 

Booshnoogs thinks that they are called "undocumented workers" now

 

i think im gonna need a strap on.

 

I used to ride horses, and want them when Im older

 

I wonder if he/she/it has a tongue in there? hmmm this is going to require some research *snaps on rubber gloves*

 

I want one that is completely blackkkkkk !

 

You gotta play with your words a bit. Try 'real lesbian'. Or lesbians for lesbians. Real life lesbians, feminine erotica......get creative. Work that search engine, don't let it work you!



On a side note......I've allways wanted a pet monkey. I'ma name him Spanky and I'ma teach him to roll joints. What does that make me?

 

I think monkeys are cool. I always wanted a pet piggy. They are awesome.