Men to avoid

I pass the test on all the criteria so far. But you guys forgot men who are short. That's when my ass is grassed.

 

Men who carry knives? But. . . I carry a knife!

Does my husband's leatherman count? He carries that thing everywhere. I think he watched too much MacGuyver growing up. He has a switchblade, and carries it occasionally, but I keep stealing it to play with the spring. CLICK, giggle. . . CLICK, giggle. . . and then he takes it away.


Hmm. . . on another forum, we've managed to come up with a formula. If mother likes him, run like hell. If Daddy likes him in defiance of Mother, he is worthy of consideration. If the family pet, whatever it is, likes him, he's a keeper. If Grandma/Grandpa likes him, move in with him. If the small children in your family like him, MATE WITH HIM! NOW!

My ex (adored by my mother, suspected by my father) was despised by my pet fish, I kid you not. I had a betta who would puff up and attack the side of the tank whenever he'd show up. All of my grandparents were dead, and he neer met the children of my family. He turned out to be a complete psycho. The fish just begged for food whenever the man I'm married to now came over. He is loved by and loves anything fuzzy, fishie, or young. He hates snakes though, which is understandable.

 

Men who tuck their sweater in their pants!

 

my ex now volunteers way too much to find work. she`s compelled to do this because it`s in exchange for comfort. yet @ same time i offered almost exactly the same situation to her. she didn`t wanna listen one tiny bit to my offer. it`s quite hypocritical.

 

You got that right, sista

Men who spend more time in the bathroom than you
Men who bitch about things that are simple
Men who dont listen or hardly
Men who get pissy when you want to go somewhere with them
Men who text and talk to you at the same time
Men who cant handle stressful things and walk away
men who live in their past
Men who cant make up their minds about what they want
Men who dont give you second chances
Men who cant change for you, even for the better

and the last one...men who call themselves "men" but really are not

 

Men who have no grasp of time judgment/never come over/call when they say they will... even when you've made the plans already.

Yeah.

 

Men who have snot
Men who fart
Men who sweat too much
Men who remember their dreams and want to tell you all about it
Men who's biceps measure less than 12.89mm diameter
Men who cry (if you can call them a MAN)

 

"Me" apparently.

I can't get a steady girlfriend for the life of me. Just an average nice quiet guy who wouldn't mistreat a lady... and I don't look bad. No Idea.

 

Ew.

Men who whine about being nice but not having a girlfriend.

 

It appears to me that I should go die

I am the most horrible man period according to this list
just kidding

 

You ain't no Heath Ledger so hit the road, Jack. And you're too sensitive. Are you sure you're not gay or somesin?

 

theres lots of women out there that manipulate and are vandictive as well. Can't just point the finger at men and say they are the problem. If women didn't keep on having babies and keep on taking advantage of the gov't i bet men would be much happier and wouldn't be as lazy as they are. They probably are very tired of just being wallets. There are the dead beats as well as the very good fathers out there. but just to sit there and say to avoid these people is wrong. Have you ever looked at it from your angle?
What if you lost your job??
Something happend in your life?
made you depressed ?
Parents beat you? learned ? were molested?
etc. I'm not making excuses i'm stating facts!! Been there done that! Been molested have lost a job and have been depressed and am a very happy person. Don't just close down your world because of men like you have stated!!

 

Women to avoid:

Women who say Ew to nice men.
Women who are overly critical of men but not of themselves.
Women who think it's fun to rub it in that someone doesn't currently have a mate.
Women who are full of themselves and think they can get any man they want.
Women like Cherea

 

Men who talk about their back pimples loudly in public with women they just met

Men who slap ladies asses for fun(without permisson of course)


Men who are extremally agressive

Men that never brush their teeth
I'm not fuckin perfect, but i thought i would contribute instead of lurk.

 

EPIC FAIL

 

everything is so fair
women can be aggressive so can men everything is blamed on the man and somethings ARE the the womans fault and you know what woman should take fault.

 

This is my new sig.

 

If you notice that when she pinches your ass, it's always on the side you keep your wallet on, get rid of her fast.

If she asks you to remove your wallet because it's blocking her ability to pinch your ass, marry her fast. :cheers2:

 

Thank you, baby!

 

women who impose restrictions on a relationship, then complain that the relationship is too restrictive.
women who wanna be "friends" after a breakup. yet as "friends" are still manipulative.
women who have selective memories.
women who fight over blankets.
women who complain a bout the same thing you do, yet their complaint is somehow "better".
women who don`t like small talk, yet complain that we don`t communicate enough.
women who complain when you save them from suicide.