i have sinned...

but who cares, i found half an ounce (more probably) of my mums stash jsut now.. omg im so happy, i took a nug maybe... .7 grams or somehting, its not very compressed

but it looks dank

k ive cut it up and its more like half a gram, caus it was really un-dense

who cares ive got more where that comes from

i know, tis wrong, but shes got so much, and id rather her spend more money on me, caus i dont ask for much these days (cept food lol)

 

Yeah, you have sinned, best clear your conscience, go tell her and get it out in the open....

Your too nice to load yourself down with small minded petty egotistical guilt.....

Brave the world and learn....

 

ps: the inspiration for this came from the quote:

"above all things know this: to thine own self be true......"

 

sorry i didnt understand any of that, due to the cryptic mix of sarcasm detected

 

Stoner, you and I live on different planets...

Gooch and Gong...

Bong, bong, bong....time's calling... gotta go?

QUOTE: "Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the
moment she quite forgot how to speak good English); "now I'm opening out
like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!"

sarcasm's not in here...
so where did it come from?

 

I found $10 on the road today...it went to dougnuts and we weren't even high...lol

 

10$ on the road is a sign

As a stoner, all found money is seen as a sign

a sign to go buy weed

or food

(so i guess you can get away with it)

 

Stealin from your mom? Hey, does she know you smoke? You should just ask her for some. If not, or she wouldn't be cool with it, put it back. This is a breach of stoner ettiquite, stealing other people's stashes. Plus, it's your own mom.

 

<3 parents who smoke weed.

 

she knows i smoke, but doesnt approve of me spending my money on it (see she wants me to take hers)

its sorta jsutifiable by saying if my mum buys food, its for me to eat too, so if she buys weed, its for me too!

 

Be like, "ok mom, let's compromise. I want to smoke, you don't want me to buy it. So, why don't you just buy it for me and be done with it?"

But taking it without asking is kinda wrong dude.

 

Does she know that you know she smokes?

 

yeah if she knows you smoke and has no problem with it you should just ask her mang any type of stealing is not cool IMO If someone payed for something it is theirs and you didnt pay for it.

 

its no big deal just like taking money out of wallet just dont do it again

and its not like if she buys food its for you

unless she stores weed in fridge
ha

 

i think alot more peoples parents smoke than they know lol like 20 peoples parents i know smoke

 

As someone who steals lots, i feel wrong for telling you this... Stealing from your own mom is wrong.

 

hah she wouldnt give me weed, she still wants to be a 'responsible parent'

she knows that i know she smokes caus i used to see her do it all the time before i found out waht it actually was.


she doesnt want me spending money. That doesnt mean shell buy it for me lol caus that defeats the point

 

Your moms quite the hypocrit and mind boggling

 

I agree

 

not really a hypocrite, its almost the same as drinkin. most parents drink but they dont always give there kids beer. get it its called responsibility