the off-topic thread

Fruit is yummy
Fuck the economy
Mice are nice
Fuck creating jobs
Use bloody freecycle
Im getting pretty tired
Want to sleep in a hammock
The end

 

Haha, all five of us incredibly unpopular UK Ians?

 

I soo need a hammock. Not sure if I could sleep in one, but for relaxing in they can't be beat.

 

My friend has this hammock that folds up around you like a cocoon.

It makes me want to fill it with fluff and hibernate

 

Yes Ian

 

If we get a house with a spare bedroom Im going to buy a hammock and put it in
mmmmm

 

wheres malvern? someone enlighten me.

im in devon for the weekend. YEY

 

i really want my damn proper profile to work again, i keep trying but it wont let me post or edit my profile or nuttin. its gay!

 

test

 

BWAHAHAHAHA YEY im back. email address malfunction!

 

Malvern doesnt work for us. Major bummer. Really shit day

 

aww
Why not?

 

where the hell is malvern and why doesnt it work? i need explanations. :tongue:

im stupid......and google maps is just to simple a solution!

 

Its kind of north of here about 30 odd miles and it wont work because its in the arse end of nowhere more than we thought itd be, and as we dont drive itd take us forever to get some decent shopping and get to civilisation. Were working on a solution though...if we could just get 250 quid more a month we could stay in Chelt and commute, so well see
Sorry not much sense, am exhausted Ians

 

thanks maxi. im getting an idea now.

thats a shame its in the middle of nowhere. hope you find somewhere soon.

how u gonna get an extra 250 a month though?

 

Scotts going to ask his new employer for it instead of bonuses at the end of each year, it works out at about the same. The salary is low for the position anyway so hopefully...well, its worth a shot. If not I hope well find a way. Yeah it really sucks its just out in the sticks, we were pretty much misinformed about it. We go for a da out, but you dont really check for supermarkets and stuff do you? Anyway uh, yeah well find a way
Hows it going for you Ian?

 

oh its going ok. down in devon atm, heading back home in about half hour.
new job start on tuesday, im nervous! skint as always and grumbling about money.
just been to beach though. which makes everything better.

i hope you can get the money and find somewhere nice to live, with a nice landlord and plenty of nice people called ian around to lend you sugar.

 

Thanx lots, Im sure itll work out

Whats your new job again? Sorry Im so tired, we walked miles and miles yesterday and got stranded in places. You wouldnt have thought the bloody place is only half an hour away

Anyway sure youll do great, good luck! Wish Id just been to the beach

Another weird thing about Malvern-lots of people werent called Ian

 

the beach is my favourite tonic.

im working the mess at raf leeming as a steward. shud b easy enough and shift work, which suits me better than having a whole day wasted. being out of work by 2 even if it means starting early is gooood! or not starting till 2 is also gooood.

i gotta pack and get on the road now. bye devon.

and by maxi, for now

 

I have nothing to say at this juncture.

Apart from that. (just in case lithium is reading this)