Job advert in today's paper

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  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    This advert appeared in the Daily Record today, for a job working as cabin crew for an airline. Note the part where it says applicants must "be able to swim" in paragraph 3!

    WTF!

    I thought they gave you life jackets!

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  2. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    There was an advert once with BA.Air hostesses - who needed to have a degree...:rolleyes:

    I mean WTF..!
     
  3. Kizen

    Kizen Member

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    thats beyond.

    yous gonna apply?
     
  4. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Too tall.And I'd look silly in a skirt.:p
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    you still have jobs posted in your paper??? :eek:
     
  6. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    My cousin worked as an airline attendent and had to have a degree to get the job. She was phyc major with 4 year degree and 2 year intern at a mental hospital. She was a tennis player so she had it all paid for!
     
  7. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    What's so weird about that? If you crash in the sea they need to know that you'll be able to swim, else the other crew members will have to worry about you instead of any passengers that could be in trouble.
     
  8. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I can swim, but I don't know how I'd cope with being dropped into the North Sea in the middle of a storm. This is why they have life jackets and life boats.
     
  9. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    PFDs are a good help in an emergency, but all sorts of things can go wrong....there could be an emergency in which you urgently need to get out IMMEDIATELY, there could be some sort of accident which may damage or destroy them, they could have some overlooked defficiency once you put them to the test, or whatever....

    if there is serious trouble going on, ability to swim in a lake or a pool isn't likely to do you a hell of a lot of good in the sea. but its better than nothing, and in a position of responsibility they have to get what they can, and i think its totally appropriate to look for someone who knows how to swim.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    haven't you ever been in a plane when a waterline burst? those buggers fill up fast.
     
  11. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    third line down... 'communication skills to join or team'

    join our team :confused:
     
  12. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'm pretty sure they got it right first time, actually.

    :tongue:
     
  13. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    well then why don't I understand what they mean lol ?
     
  14. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    maybe it's just beyond u Prissbaby
     
  15. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    what does it mean to team?

    I am so confused today
     
  16. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I was joking! :cool:
     
  17. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    fuck this thread!!!!!!!
    fuck my brain :mad:
     
  18. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'm not fucking anything. :cool:
     
  19. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    i guess you're already brain fucked dude
     
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