women are coming out of nowhere....

fucking hell!

i decide i'm done pretending to be straight, so i change my status on my internet dating site... and all of a sudden, i've got women messaging me all over the place, flirting and shit. i'm all giddy and slightly terrified.

dating is so weird. i want to forget about dating and just skip to the sex part.

but anywhoo.... there's gonna be a arty: in my pants... so anyone else wanna join in?

 

I agree with you. Datings insane and retarded.

 

I am so there.

*climbs in*

 

I would so date you if I were 20 years younger!

 

i didn't realize you were into girls? cool :cheers2:

 

if cate's into girls i got dibs.

 

i'll fight you for dibs, laura. preferably in a vat of baby oil.

 

*sneaks into the sexy pile*

 

yay! i love sexy piles! with LOTS of boobz.

 

I can dress up as a girl does that count?

 

Y'all will need a photographer to capture the fight. I'm your man!

 

it's true kids, i've seen the proof.

 

*edit* so does that mean I can join in?

 

yes, yes, he makes a beautiful girl, but as i've found out, he's most definitely NOT a girl.

moar GIRLBOOBZ

 

you always were good at staying on task

 

last night was about lesbians, of course tonight is about boobs.

then again, it's always about boobs.

 

bewbs

 

The Boob.

 

funny when i look at that guy's face, boob isn't what comes to mind....

 

'nuf said.