Sometimes I just wanted to be treated like i'm four

Just babied like no ones business. I'm still deciding if it's a fetish or not.
Edit:It's not.

 

if it is, it's creepy as fuck

 

I saw a show that featured one of the fetishes as being treated like an infant.

 

"Oooh yeah, I like it when you make me take a nap and give me sandwiches without crust!"

 

i know it exists.


and it's still creepy as fuck.

 

Don't tease me.

 

"Let's read the alphabet again...you know that Q makes me hot"

 

Shoot, everyone knows that U is the most sexy letter in the alphabet.

 

this gives me a mile long hardon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3w7w58CREY

 

Cute but I fail to see sexy anywhere except for possibly the carrot.

 

.....................ahahhaha

 

That carrot is flaccid. Not sexy at all.

 

I guess you just don't give the carrot what it needs.

 

Fuck. I'm gonna go and drink a beer and watch the game.

 

That statement reminds me of daddy.

 

Who also can't please that damn carrot.

 

Yes...i've seen the pictures. It wasn't pretty.

 

I think it's the fucking carrot's problem. Needs a damn vibrator.

 

Or a cucumber. I wonder if plants can masturbate.

 

I wonder if plants have plant porn.