Cops keep knocking on my door

This will strike fear in any police officer.

Yanks sure fire way to keep police away if your a girl...

Police knock on your door (You jack the action of a 12 guage pump by the door, scream "I am a woman, alone, I have a gun and dont know how to use it!"

That or recite this http://www.moga.mo.gov/statutes/chapters/chap563.htm

 

haha! i have a 10 gauge.... AND dont know how to use it...

 

Oh hell yeah baby thats what I am talking about. No place to run from that going thru a door!

 

The police here love me or fear me but either way I am very much left alone. I speed, roll thru stop signs, say things I really should not say to law enforcement but they leave me alone.

 

yeah it might not be such a good idea to say that

 

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I show up naked with a huge boner with a pissed off look on my face.


actually that only happened once, they haven't been back since.

 

i did answer the first time in my panties. but i grabbed my crochet blanket and wrapped it around...

 

Well, pssh, that's your problem. They're just coming back to see if they can get a show. Making up non-existent fugitive transsexuals as an excuse.

 

Well shit! no wonder they keep checking your place

 

it sounds bad, but you couldnt see anything! and it was more of a peak your head out and keep your ass behind the door kinda thing. eh, i cant really defend myself on that one.

 

AHA! we figured it out! its the neighbors. my hub came home, i told him the name of the cross-dresser and he had to go to the gas station, the neighbor was there and the cop was looking for our crazy neighbors. the moochers. (4 potatoes and a tuner)

solved!

 

If your answering the door in panites, hell half the town might be knocking on your door asking about something or other!

 

cops give me the fucking heebie jeebies.

 

meeee tooooo.