I told a guy to bite me

In another thread. I think it was probably the most mature response I've ever given any criticism of myself. I give myself 10 points and an A+. And maybe even a brownie. I deserve it.

 

A girl told me to bite her recently

 

I prefer biting to being bitten.

 

not me

 

I make it look like a horse bite sometimes. Okay, no, that's a lie.

 

I dont think I've ever seen a horse bite

 

Me either. But I know a girl who got her face stepped on by one once.

 

holy shit did you get a picture?

 

No, I didn't even know her when it happened. And by the time I knew her, it was just a cute little scar on her cheek.

 

No pics?

 

It's like he's having a seizure. I want to call a doctor. I want to eat a cookie even more. I think I'll do that instead.

 

I used to say "bite me" a lot...
Then, I told this guy in my tech class to bite me - and the bastard actually bit my knee!
-I married him ,too

true story

 

hahaha! bhf, that's awesome!

 

Haha, That is so awesome. Wait I am gonna try to get this one chick to say it to me so I can bite her then she will marry me. HELL YEAH!