Weed, a Girl and Poppy seed tea.

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  1. Thories

    Thories Member

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    Over the last few days I have done some research on poppy seed tea as well as reading a few threads on HF.

    Last night (14th its like 3 30 am on the 16th here so its basically last night) a friend and I decided to make the tea and see how it worked with a few bowls and a nice blunt of dank.

    I have basically zero opioid tolerance having only had them on three occasions and not in the last few months.

    The tea was made with very hot but not boiling water (I think morphine starts decaying at 85c but not sure, Wiki might know but cant be bothered right now :p) The tea was made with of 2kg of unwashed poppy seeds from a cheap spice shop. (only cost $8 all up :)) We made the tea and mixed it with a lil orange juice in my nice teapot (hehe teapot. just like our night.)

    At 9pm we drank the tea out in my backyard, sat back in my hammock and looked at the stars talking. After about 30 min I realized the effects were quite strong. I asked her and she said she felt like she was laying in warm water but without the water (At this point we got the giggles) By the 1 hour mark the effects were very pronounced, comparable to a 20mg dose I was injected with at hospital. Basically I felt nice very nice.

    At about 10 30 we decided that it was amazing and a good time for some weed. I sat up to reach for my bong and was surprised the heaviness in my arms was pretty extreme and I had difficulty balancing in my hammock.

    My friend is a novice with bongs so I held it for her and worked the lighter and slide so she could focus on inhaling. I gotta admit it was a massive turn on to have this cute chick laying back on me in a hammock smoking my bong :cool:.

    She went first and as I guessed she pulled the whole thing in one quite astounding breath. She also managed to breath it all out before she coughed. Unfortunatly being a joint girl and pretty inexperienced with bongs this caused her to basically green out on me for a good 20 seconds. I laughed when she came back and she said she could have been aware of what was going around but it was better to not be.... Which kinda makes sense if you know the feeling.

    I pulled the bowl in one as well, which I don't normally do. The second the smoke hit my lungs it felt like my head and brain were expanding, I quickly exhaled knowing what was coming.... Then as expected I greened out for a few seconds. But it was about a minute before I was even capable of speech because I felt really really weird, in an amazing mindgasm sort of way.

    We were pretty high and horny so we decided to chill and make out for a while (were very close friends). After a while we lit the blunt and lay back smoking it, watching the smoke hang around, looking at patterns our minds created. I think the tea enhanced all the weed quite significantly as the high was very euphoric and quite visual. The smoke seemed to move slowly, drifting and yet at the same time almost pop and lock into fantastic shapes and scenes. Pausing only very slightly in each form before changing again, and eventually disappearing into the night.

    About halfway through the blunt she took a large hit, rolled over and blew it gently into my lungs, it's a really cool feeling and I liked it allot, basically CPR + smoke and consciousness :D. It was fantastic and felt amazing.

    After that, watching the smoke was out of our minds and we fooled around while finishing the blunt. Everything was numb and warm from the Tea and yet I could feel every brush on my skin, It was like I could only feel nice sensations.

    I will skip most of he details of the next two hours but foreplay and sex blew both our minds with both of us finding the oral specifically amazing. Basically one long orgasm. We had moved from the hammock for the wilder parts because it was swinging and making the palm tree creek pretty ominously. We settled on this couch that was outside to dry off after cleaning it all today.

    Once we were done we went inside and had some ice cream, it was very late so we didn't bother with clothes, I love eating with a naked girl, better viewing than anything on TV, thats for sure! (Should ask her if we can take some shots for the bodyshot thread over in Love and sex.)

    After the ice cream we had a shower and went to bed. We woke up to my friend who lives with me barging into the room, him barely waiting between knocking and opening the door. Were all pretty close however I often feel strange being naked when theres a dude in the room even though we were covered by sheets. He asked us bout last night and probably got more information than he wanted. It was particularly difficult to explain the tea while this girl was playing with my dick under the covers. This naturally made me crazy horny so I told him we would be downstairs in a while and cook us all breakfast. The sex was not as good as the night before but still a great way to start the day.

    Wow that was a little longer than the few lines I had imagined... But yeah it was a fantastic night I wanted to share with ya all (and brag a little... Lot.) :cheers2:
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    personally i'd save your money and buy pods.. they are cheaper.. and you will get waaaay more bang for your buck
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    great story btw.. glad the night worked out well for you.. also.. try and stay away from the sex on opiates.. its gonna tear that relationship to shreds in no time fast
     
  4. Thories

    Thories Member

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    Thanks dude, I will buy some pods when I next visit the city. A hippie shop stocks them for "flower arranging" :D

    And yeah I know Opiates + sex don't mix. I was thinking of having her over this weekend but instead of the Tea have either brownies or e. Gotta love friends like her, cool, nice and hot. Puuuurfect.
     
  5. ladius3

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    damn im jealous dude...im almost 21 and the only time ive fucked i was on dillys and kinda drunk and my grandma was in the next room and grandpa out watchign tv and some dude was in my room on the floor wanking off LOL...oh and i couldnt cum or feel my dick lol. better then blowing my load in a couple pumps though ;) banged for a half hour
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    man you need to learn a thing or two about stamina
     
  7. Thories

    Thories Member

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    Thats quite the first time story, how awkward with the dude in your room and... and grandma and all!

    Mine was pretty tame. Except just as the girl was stepping over to get on me she farted.... Then we got the giggles :p
     
  8. ladius3

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    lol thories...thats funny shit dude. and i thought a half hour for my first time wasnt bad, especially with the no cumming part and all jokerman XD
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Sounds like a really great night :)



    why is that?
     
  10. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    read what he wrote.. im not gonna go back and quote it.. i'll try and remember.. something along the lines of having sex again after the night of opies and it not being as good... each time you fuck on opiates that next sexual incounter is gonna be.. well.. bleh.. i also feel there is this hallow.. yet euphoric.. selfish.. self love with opiates.. meaning you're really more keyed on how great you are feeling and how great the sex is for you.. and not really caring for your partners feelings.. not that you are blatantly ignoring them.. but your feelings of self love are too much to focus on anything else
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    I kinda thought that. I remember reading numorous times how sex on MDMA can pretty much ruin it for ever... hmn
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    thats BS.. cuz anyone knows that with real MDMA you are not gonna get your dick up for anything.. Angelina Jolie could walk into a room and tell you that she wants to suck your cock 3 ways from sunday and it won't budge
     
  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Hmn, thats odd :/

    I would think it would almost force a giant hard on.
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    haha.. its like urban legend dude.. you are not gonna get your dick up on pure mdma.. i heard you can get it up on methylone though.. which is similar.. yet different from mdma
     
  15. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Could be. I dont remember getting at all horny the night i rolled, but that may have been due to the blow or so much other shit going on, there are still large patches of time i cant recall and make out. I did some pretty stupid shit, but was fun enough to not regret too much xD...
     
  16. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

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    Yeah I always wondered why people would think that youd get a raging boner just from the MDMA. Same as with meth, I was playing with my dick for a good 30 minutes before any blood started to pump into it. Although once I got it going, it was hard to stop.
     
  17. Thories

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    Wow guys you make it sound like we should just stick to weed.

    To be honest thats probably not a bad idea seeing as it seems allot of stuff makes sex worse rather than better.

    @ Joker, interesting about the focusing on your self with opiates and sex. I guess it would be very easy to do. Though I have a major thing for girls when they're having fun, there cant be anything more sexy than a girl moaning and squirming cos shes enjoying herself :p
     
  18. Nero_Designs

    Nero_Designs Inhaled Dreams

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    I had a month long opie run, and while it was amazing, I will stick with weed...

    And aphetamines were fun, but again, I'll stick with weed.


    ( the amphetamines were really weak.)


    Wow... I am a dumbass, flat out, for doing this stuff at14.
     
  19. killswitchjd

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    good story
     
  20. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i dont have a constant reliable source for my opiates.. therefor i can't really find addiction.. though i can binge when i find them :D
     
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