Oprah and her shenanigans

i imagine her clothes are expensive and tailor made. that's not easy to replace when they get all messy.

 

She probably just donates the really dirty ones to the kids in Africa.

 

ebay didn't do that, but it mighta helped her out she was already rich, then she became a promoter which made her stinking rich

 

Its really cool to be able to write a bio about being a whale that looses pounds, sell products and services to loose pounds and when the market dries up a bit, get fat all over again, write a book about how something in your life made it happen (besides the obvious cheese cakes and junk food) then lose the flab again selling another set of products and services to again write a book about losing the fat so that again you can get fat and do it again and again. What a machine Harpo, or should we say Harpoon!

 

what is a oprah?

 

Where’s Captain Ahab and Ishmael when you need them


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I read that she's going under the knife and getting that gastric bypass surgery....

it's sort of weird why/how I read it... her magazine was sitting on my best friend's kitch table the other day

I thought it was pretty ridiculous of her to go as far as to get surgery...

 

retired, they are tired of catching the whales

 

I guess she’s tired of fighting the urge to woof down every variety of food known to man


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i would bang ellen too. and her wife. and russell brand.

i need to get laid iggy:

 

jenny jones > oprah

ha

 

Jon Stewart!

 

I must confess that never in my life have I seen Oprah's show.

 

here's a clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21i4j5_bs40


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Let's cut Oprah some slack. She came in at a measly 562nd on the Forbes Filthy Rich list at $1.5 billion. She needs to increase the frequency of her weight gain/loss cycle.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Oprah+Winfrey-9014.html

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Sadly, I've seen that clip. I've seen a lot of Oprah's clips from her show, they seem to show them around a lot, but I never seen the actual show. I dont even know on what channel they show it

 

6 and 7 I believe around 4pm

I don't know why I know that...

 

SNL did a sketch about Oprah trying to live up to the expectations of her diet. She would be talking with her guests and audience members and they looked normal at first. Then the next time she looked at them, they were food. They used paper mache costumes on people to make them look like french fries, a chicken drumstick, etc. She ended up going berserk at the end, trying to eat the drumstick guy. "Help, she's trying to tear my head off!"

I like that sketch.

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:willy_nilly::hurray:

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

 

Mad TV has also been unrelenting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXaDIKBDQ4



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