Would you screw the worlds hottest midget??

chug some miller lite. you slap me, then I slap you.

wanna play?

 

ah yes you do look much different there, z.

as for the trimmed foot hair does it ever pull when you wear socks too long? if not i might have to look into it cause i hate that feeling.

 

hells no. miller lite? gross.

hmm. no chance theres a video somewhere of that slapping session?

:leaving:

 

sounds like a drinking game my buddies back in vermont would play

 

please tell me there's more to it than that.

i mean i suppose i've played a game or two of bloody quarters in my life, but i was also 12...

 

you know... where you slap the shit out of your friend and they slap you back till you bleed?!

edit: i'm slow. but anyway, it's not like we do it all the time... just when we are very, very drunk and want to test our pain thresholds...

 

the simple pleasures, buddy. just the simple pleasures.

 

oh, if there's blood involved, count me out.

otherwise, it could be fun. if i'm playing with a cute chick who liked it:cheers2:

reciprocal face slapping is more fun than a barrel full of monkeys....


i should stay out of this thread. i'm revealing a bit much, i think

 

guys never slap me properly i tried to jump in on a slap circle last night and it was a fucking joke when they got to me

 

I know what you mean, zilla. When I was in gym in 7th grade, I was the only girl in that class first semester, so all the guys went easy on me until they realized I could whoop their asses even when they were trying.

 

pffft fucking pansies are scared you can't take it, i bet.

if a girl were to want me to slap her (which hasn't been the case for years )...well...then she gets it :cheers2:

 

I have a sudden urge to get out and go midget slapping.

 

No amount of money would cause me to fuck a midget.

 

You gots a problem with tha shawties?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wgbgx8FiCg

 

haha yeah. i played off season soccer a couple summers in HS. it was a couple other varsity girls and then the starters on the guys' team... they definitely didn't have to go easy on us, we were tough bitches haha.

 

I think I'm going to write a song for that cute dwarf on Little People, Big World, Zach.

Oh shorty...you so hot...we can have short babies
In tha shaaaaade

 

^That's the fucking funniest thing I've ever heard from you, Manders.^ :biggrin: