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Would you screw the worlds hottest midget??

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ocean Bionic, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    just wonderin'.

    and if not... how much would I have to pay you to do so??
     
  2. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    Bridgett?
     
  3. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    sure, why not.
     
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    yeah I saw a hot midget ... I think he's a skateboarding boi... I would do him.
     
  5. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    Bridgett the midget

    [​IMG]
     
  6. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Who is the worlds hottest midget, is she nice, funny and have a brain?
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    that would be tight
     
  8. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    does she take it from behind?
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'm not ruling it out.
     
  10. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    she takes it from behind, from the front, from the side, from the x axis, vertically, horizontally, upward, perpendicularward, and gives a mean veejay.
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    absolutely not
     
  12. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

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    sure why not... imagine the stories you could tell!
     
  13. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    how about if shes dressed as Lucky the Lucky Charms leprechaun?
     
  14. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    my first girlfriend is technically, by a very rigorous application of the term, a midget. proportioned the same as all average-sized people, but just on a smaller scale...and imo extremely hot.

    so as far as i'm concerned, i already fucked the worlds hottest midget. multiple times, and often very good, rough kinky sex :sifone:
     
  15. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    so i take it this midget is a big fucking slut.

    post her tits and we'll talk.
     
  16. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    fuck yeah! i'm a lesbian... i don't discriminate based on size. :D
     
  17. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i'm bi. i discriminate based on tits.
     
  18. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    for you.... just a peek. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    dude...

    details... now!
     
  20. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

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    yay for titties!
     
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