SERIOUS help

Discussion in 'Drug Testing and Legal Issues' started by Cplustoner, Nov 24, 2008.

  1. Cplustoner

    Cplustoner Member

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    hey, i smoke reefer on a regular basis. i lso like to expiriment with other drugs. but im feeling some negative vibes lately and i sense a drug test coming up within a few days! now i really need to know how to get coke, mush, weed, and DXM all out of my system quick. is there any hope to get all this s**t out of my body so i can pass a piss test really quick?! help is very much appreciated because if i fail this test im going to military school :mad:
     
  2. DerrtyJake

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    no need to worry about the mushies and dxm. Your only hope is excersing all day everyday, taking cranberry pills, and drinking water. No detox systems really work. If you want to try a detox visit your local headshop.
     
  3. explorer83

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    The cocaine will be out of your system in a few days. They don't normally test for DXM and mushies, so the weed is your main problem.

    I highly recommend Vail Triple Strength cleansing drink. You can buy it at most headshops or online. I and a friend have passed tests for work with only a couple of days notice. Also recommended to me from a friend known as "hippy andy". If he doesn't know how to pass a drug test, I don't know who would.

    If you follow the directions on the box, you will pass.
     
  4. Cplustoner

    Cplustoner Member

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    thnx man hopefully i dont have it but this will definatly help!!!:cheers2:
     
  5. NorCaliGreenFiend

    NorCaliGreenFiend Senior Member

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    dxm can trigger false positive for opiates, because its derived from morphine.
     
  6. GetHigh09

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    I don't agree, i kno some one who was a very big weed smoker (couple times a day) and he had smoked the day b4 his test and took a detox and passed. My suggestion is get the best kind u can get, also if they have one for larger people (fat people) get that one cause it works better, even if ur not big. And drink ALOT of water, and piss as much as possible leading up to the test, make sure u follow the directions on the detox EXACTLY and make sure ur piss isn't a weird color, cause some of that shit turns ur piss neon green, if they see that shit they will kno whats up. Also run alot, try and burn as much fat as possible since that is where the thc is stored. I've also heard drinking vineger works, but u have to do that a few hours b4 the test. Also since u are going to b drinking alot of water i suggest taking vitimans, i don't know exactly which ones for some reason i wanna say vitiman B but that might not b right, to give ur urine color, very clear urine might send up sum red flags. Another thing I also heard and tried is niacin, I THINK you can get it in pill form at the drug store, but stuff like redbull has alot in it, just make sure u don't drink to much of that because alot of that shit isn't good for you either. Don't worry bout the coke just make sure u don't do it a few days leading up to the test. And also buy urself a few drug test kits for home, just to test urself a day b4, or the day of the test, to c if you will pass, just to ease ur mind a lil bit so u don't go in acting all nervous which also sends up sum red flags. I wish you luck, but if u kno ur getting tested often, stay away from the weed. Just do sum shrooms, or lsd, stuff like that won't show up in ur tests. Coke and opiates also get out within a few days so u should b good with those if you kno exactly when ur tests r gonna b. Just b smart bout ur shit, know when u can use and when u can't.
     
  7. gnomefootlocker

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    take a long HOT sauna. Very good for detoxing. and drink tons of water all day long ever day. And make sure to pee sometime before your test because supposedly the first pee in the morning is the rankest in terms of amount of toxins in it.
     
  8. danxdan

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    get a fake penis and fake piss.
     
  9. Ahti

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    I also heard that is not good to take from the very beginning or very end of a stream. I've also heard that pouring a little visine into the cup can help.
     
  10. wakeboartd00d!

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    Run around the block, get in the sauna, take detox if you can the day of the test.
     
  11. hawaiiankine

    hawaiiankine Senior Member

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    uh..military school will kick you out too for testing positive. So just smoke a fattie before testing! :cheers2:

    Otherwise...use test-pure. Magnum bottle, grape flavor. Makes better urine color. Follow instructions to the tee.

    Worked for me in the past. Last time was for insurance blah blah.
     
  12. hawaiiankine

    hawaiiankine Senior Member

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    Not going to work. They test urine color too. His will be clear at that point.


    use 'test-pure'.

    http://www.test-pure.com/
     
  13. DerrtyJake

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    Detox drinks dont really detox they just cover up which you could do yourself without sepnding $40 on a bottle of water vitamins and creatine. And the sauna will do nothing but make you sweat and since your not burning fat your not losing thc. its healthy but not helpful to this. NOTHING will get weed out of your system besides diet and excercise. Eliminate sugar from your diet so your body burned fat for energy instead, exercise a lot, and if need take a weight loss pill before excercising to increase metabolism that much more. Sorry I could help earlier, but trust me I was on probation for a smoke synthetics for 6 months and weed for 6 months and only got myself into a situation where I had to use synthetic urine once. I know what I'm talking about man.
     
  14. hawaiiankine

    hawaiiankine Senior Member

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    He wants to test clean which test pure will do. It binds the toxins comes out in your shit not urine. Diet and exercise won't make you test clean if your a cronic smoker unless he's off weed for weeks.

    But test pure will help him pass the test that's all that matters. I smoke the same day and I still test clean. Just follow instructions. That's where a lot of people fail.

    I've used it without fail half a dozen times. :D
     

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