piss test at a physical?

My mom just told me that i am getting a physical soon at my doctors. i dont know if they are going to piss test me or not.....has anyone ever been piss tested at a physical (its non sports related)

 

im not sure if they do or not.. its been awhile since i've been to a physical.. probably not. but maybe.. to test for liver or kidney disease??? who knows.. im no doctor

 

yeah you'll have to take a piss test, but they're testing for biological abnormalities, not for drugs, unless they tell you they're testing you for drugs.

if you're all freaked about it, tell them you don't have to piss and you're not thirsty.

on a side note, if you can't deal with the negative consequences of doing something, then it would be very wise not to do it at all.

 

i guess it depends on your age.

i've had like 3 physicals in the past 3 years, i've never been tested.

 

General check-up?
Chances are they won't unless your mom tips them off.

 

no they wont. ive never heard of any one being tested at a physical. my friend fritchie thought they were going to so he ate a ton of niacin(not good)... and got clean urine which opened on him.... and they didnt even test him

 

no, if they have you piss in a cup don't worry it's not looking for THC. if it were, they would legally be obligated to tell you it was a drug test.

 

he stole the words right out of my mouth.
theres no worries ive actually been to a few physicals high its not too bad.

 

haha, me too. to be on my school's soccer team i had to have a special physical, and i got really stoned beforehand. it was really awkward when they grabbed my balls, even more awkward that it normally is

 

boys suck. you don't even KNOW what awkward is until you need to go through an internal...

try having someone open up your vay-jay-jay and swab it out with a q-tip, then basically finger you while they check for "abnormalities"

although i've avoided these by saying i'm a virgin, i know that in a year and a half i too will have to face the horror.

 

yeah but don't get all excited and want to be a gynecologist now...

you also have to do fat women, old women, and greasy women...

AND you have to help deliver the baby. pretty horrid career if you ask me. lol that'd suck for the kid that has to go in with their gynecologist parent on bring your child to work day... hahaha

 

sounds like a shitty job, unless i could be jessica alba's personal gynecologist

 

mhm celebrity gynecology...

until you get clients like oprah and rosie o'donald HAHA

 

lol

i feel really bad for whoever is hillary clinton's gynecologist too

 

that person who does the commentary on the above the influence commercials (thisisme i believe posted the link in a thread) should seriously consider reading this forum. at least then she'd then know that employers are required to let you know that they're going to drug test you and "any random person" can't just come up to you and hold out a cup for you to piss in...

 

hahaha that reminds me of this story this chick told me the other day at school cause shes some kind of health occupation intern and she had to like help stick some cather (sp?) thing in someone. i guess its like an ass plug or something and the old ass lady farted and...goddamn....this shit just sounds fucking gross...i'll stop now.

 

I just had my first exam last year, it hurt so bad the tool they used was way to big talk about pain

 

^ totally not looking forward to that

 

Have you had one done before? If you have had sex before it should not hurt cause your muscle have been used before, mine never have so I guess that's why it hurt so bad