The smallest dick in the world (or at least the states)

I was with this guy the other night. We were just watching movies and chillin. I had no intention of sex (I'm trying to stay celibate) but then he starting messing with me and I'm a sucker for the neck-titty-sucking-combo. Plus he was sexy. So I figured I would check out his "package" and then decide if it was worth violating my no sex order. I reach past his six-pack into his pants and felt around. The first couple of times I thought that I was feeling his ball. The third time I realized that it was indeed his penis!!!! My next thought was that he was a hemaphodite or had some strange little dick disorder. Look at your thumb. From that top line to the tip of the thumb, thats him on soft. The whole thumb would be on hard. He knows I've had 4 children.....what did he think he was gonna do with that? Needless to say, no sex was had

 

Thanks for the story. Perhaps he might have surprised you with what he could do. I guess he's the equivalent of a totally flat woman . . . but sometimes I think that totally flat women can have extremely attractive chests. I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you, but I guess you win either way because you wanted to stay celibate. You take care, missfontella.

 

I just bet some French girl is having the same bummer. You know, a good size package is hard to find. (Well I don't really know that but I keep hearing the complaint department, penis division.)

 

Haven't any women out there been pleasantly surprised and made ecstatic by a normal guy who isn't hung like a horse? There can be all sorts of good love-making, if you know what you're doing. I know of some women who prefer smaller dicks over larger dicks.

 

I'm sorry but there is no way I'm gonna want a 2 inch dick

 

at least it wont trigger your gag reflex

 

It would be like smoking a roach

 

neck tittty thing huh..thanks for the tip

 

LMAO! Poor bastard...

 

i thought womens point of view about it all was it dont matter if u hit the bottom of the can so long as u can wear out the sides???

 

Thats unfortunate. Imagine having to live with that?

 

try being raped by a guy with a 1 1/2 inch! it sucks big time!!!!

 

If he's really small he's probably gotten a lot of practice with his tongue.

 

Christ, one that big is just the product of plastic surgery.

 

I believe she meant "one and a half" not "eleven and a half".

 

An 18 inch penis? That can't possibly exist.

 

Huh? One and a half INCHES, not feet.

 

1.5 inches...

 

One misread leads to so much confusion.

 

Hehe for a second there, I was wondering if you did realize what she meant, but just had a really little dick or something... lol