you know you're a mystic if...

Discussion in 'Metaphysics and Mysticism' started by questing400, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. questing400

    questing400 Senior Member

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    you eat your own ejaculate after thinking about the holiest man you've never met. Or met. Or seen a picture of. Either way. Once you start masturbating thinking about holy people who may be dead by other peoples' estimation, you're pretty much in the world of mystics. But if you eat it, well then, you can go ahead and claim that you are not a homosexual as well. Agreed?
     
    questing400, Aug 13, 2008
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  3. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    pathetic.
     
    stalk, Aug 13, 2008
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  5. xexon

    xexon Destroyer Of Worlds

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    My opinion of New Jersey has fallen another notch.


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    xexon, Aug 16, 2008
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  7. Nefaereti

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    *brain spins*...huh?
     
    Nefaereti, Sep 14, 2008
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  9. DerrtyJake

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    I think New Jersey is already the low of the low.
     
    DerrtyJake, Oct 4, 2008
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  11. Stoned Philosopher

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    ur fucking discusting. and pathetic
     
    Stoned Philosopher, Oct 6, 2008
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  13. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    thought it was gonna be something like jeff fox worthys redneck jokes
     
    snake_grass, Oct 8, 2008
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  15. stalk

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    get r dead
     
    stalk, Oct 8, 2008
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  17. ShanaBanana

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    Wha?
     
    ShanaBanana, Oct 8, 2008
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  19. stalk

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    ayuh
     
    stalk, Oct 8, 2008
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  21. paperairplane

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    i dig what your saying
     
    paperairplane, Oct 19, 2008
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  23. Alainn_Seona

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    yeah, i thought that too
     
    Alainn_Seona, Jan 2, 2009
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