If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Cooked brain when your satellite dish was hit by the sun in just the right way to reflect all its energy directly to your forehead while you slept

 

fell onto a bed a nails

 

was melted down by a neighbor who used hid fluids to brew some eco-friendly bio-diesel

 

someone booby trapped a couple of shotguns to fire down on your head when you walked in the door

 

fell into a wood chipper

 

Mauled by a pack of cats led by the town cat lady

 

stood to close to the edge of a mountain and fell over

 

murdered by the Chinese government for a kidney transplant

 

I guess youd die with a smile on your face?

 

slipped on his icy driveway while picking up his newspaper laid unconscious through monster snow blizzard.... wasn't found til spring

 

coconut fell on her head

 

tried to eat an entire lung

 

hunting accident

 

tripped down the stairs

 

wife caught him with another woman

 

chased into a lake by a naked man in the park at night and drown

 

killed by that crazy neighbor with the loudmouth girlfriend

 

went hunting with Dick Cheney