the good news is_______, the bad news is_______

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  1. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    The good news is today I figured out im a nudist, the bad news is i got fired today running down the hall naked screaming,"Im free!Im free!"

    that wasnt the best one......

    post your own!
     
    marysoul, Dec 28, 2008
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  3. Deranged

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    the good news is: you definitely were definitely injured in a car accident by paris hilton. the bad news is: she gave you aids, syphilis, herpes, and gonnorea.
     
    Deranged, Dec 29, 2008
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  5. marysoul

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    the good news is you passed the test,the bad news is it was the drug test so your gonna go to jail!
     
    marysoul, Dec 29, 2008
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  7. caliente

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    Bad news: Somebody stole your car and drove it over a cliff.

    Good news: It got 40 mpg on the way down.
     
    caliente, Dec 31, 2008
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  9. Alainn_Seona

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    THE GOOD NEWS: George Bush is leaving the White House
    THE BAD NEWS: "The left hand"...(moves right hand)..."now knows what the right hand"...(moves left hand)..."is doing."
     
    Alainn_Seona, Dec 31, 2008
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  11. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Good news: We're taking an all expences paid vacation at a nudist resort.
    Bad news: It's over Christmas holiday.
    Good news: We live in Australia.
    Bad News: Grandma's bridge club is the sponsor.
     
    MikeE, Dec 31, 2008
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  13. seizedbyanger

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    the good news is, i got some of my books in the mail today.
    the bad news is, i got fucked and got send extra books and was charged for them too.
     
    seizedbyanger, Dec 31, 2008
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  15. bluediablo

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    the good news is...i smoked some weed
    the bad news is...i whited out :(
     
    bluediablo, Jan 26, 2009
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    The good news=You are going to be a father
    Bad news =Its not your baby
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Feb 4, 2009
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  19. Deranged

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    the good news is you're not pregnant.
    the bad news is you have a giant inoperable tumor on your stomach that'll make you always look pregnant.
     
    Deranged, Feb 17, 2009
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    The good news - You just won a million dollar lottery
    The bad news - You have inoperable lung cancer and will be checking out in a week
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 20, 2009
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