"we have to clean up, the maid is coming tomorrow"

wait

isn't that what the maid is supposed to do?

I'm confused

 

No, the maid is supposed to suck your cock. I'm disappointed in you, man.

 

If the house was embarrassingly dirty, I could see doing that

 

Depends on the maid's nationality...

 

hahaha

 

maids clean but better maids clean in a dirty kinda way...

 

I'm paying she does what I pay her for

 

..........

 

My mum used to say this every week, even if the house was almost clean. She had to have everything in perfect order and sometimes she would even go as far as to sweep the floors. I can relate.

 

yeah, wtf?

freaking gf is making me pick up all my shit.

wtf do I pay the maid to do?

 

This reminds me of staying in a hotel with the lady that birthed me. She would always make us clean the entire room before we left. She even made us make the beds....just for them to strip them? Dont ask me.

 

lol you poor fucks have maids. we pay john madden to clean our house.

 

The last time I stayed at the Super 8 with a bunch of friends, I made everyone clean up after themselves. But then, we had like 50 bottles in the bathtub and a whole bunch of articles of clothing all over the place. It was crazy. haha

 

you have a gf that makes you clean then make you pay a maid to clean the dirt you don't get and your telling people

 

living the dream bro

 

If I have a maid it's because I'm too lazy to clean up after myself.

 

There are many things I don't remember about that night, but supposedly I danced naked with three different girls. lol