There are 130+ empty beer cans in my computer room

wow... everywhere i've ever lived there has always been curbside recycling pickup.

 

Then throw 'em away and stop bitching. Do I need to solve every minor inconvenience that happens in your day?

 

i'll admit i haven't lived that many places, but i've NEVER seen curbside recycling pickup.

well i take that back; i've always had that. but they call themselves garbagemen and recycle things right into the landfill...

 

we get special green bins for our recyclables. it's a clean white truck comes and gets em.

 

I thought the drunker you get, the harder it is to do stuff like that... What if on your last one you knocked the whole thing over.

And we have curbside recyling here - glass, cans and newspaper.

 

haha yeah we have a red one for the glass. A blue one with a partioning thing in the middle for newspaper and cans. We have a huge dark green one for any garden waste but we've never used that. I know one of my friends climbed in it once.

 

In Fort Worth it's the same color as the trash bin. I have to read to figure it out.What is this, the Renaissance? I have places to be! :biggrin:

 

What are you? some kind of student?

 

Its a lot better to just pick them up and throw them out after use... they get 10x worse after sitting for long periods of time, especially when you have to dump out remnants...

I remeber we had this trash bin with a hole cut in the lid for beer cans at my old place, and it was outside so it got alot of rain/ baking in the summer sun, I went to bring it to the dumpster to dump it out, and a waterfall of the liquid inside came pouring out, I was so close to puking its not even funny, I rememeber saying "it smell like dog shi" and then I started gagging.. Lol

 

its tough to stack em when I'm at the end of the night. Sometimes I have to make repairs in the morning

 

how many of those cans can you fit up your ass at one time ganjaking?!

 

4 cases worth.

but i'm not gonna prove it today.

i'm still sore from proving I could fit an entire herd of AFRICAN (not indian) elephants in there

 

Um, I think you are all missing the obvious here... Use them as your semen catcher and cover them up and let them sit for a few months and see if anything "develops"...It should slowly start to morph and turn into some type of semen fungus and then you can have your own little army and then BAM, you can take over the world... Or just put your semen in it and sell it to kids on the street telling them it's the new fad drug that everyone is into, that's not only better than recycling, but more of a gift, a gift that keeps on giving...

 

i like the little army idea....... and i'll make them take turns sucking me off and diddling my ass for scraps of bread.


Oh sure, the wife will get jealous, but I'll deal with her.... I'll have a special squad permanantly assigned to flicking her bean. Our marriage will certainly stand the test of time with this idea.

 

rotten beer smell is gross, but also makes me wanna drink another beer