How the fuck can I get some sleep?

Word. Nigga be pushin' some DARE shit.

 

Walk walk walk.

 

warm milk and leftover turkey.

 

Yeah, walking's one of my usual remedies. But whenever I try to step out for a walk when I stay with my parents, they think someone's breaking in.

Can't even go out for a smoke without them damn near calling the cops.

 

OH SHIT

I forgot about the leftover turkey in the fridge.


It is on like Tron.

 

What did you expect from mom and dad?

 

No shit. I'm at my step-mom and dad's now, actually. My mother lives down in North Carolina and smokes about as much as I do. I'm already planning on visiting her for Christmas next year. At least I'll be able to get stoned.

 

Aren't you old enough to be out on your own?

Aint you grown, son??

 

I suggest you buy a glass dildo.

 

I am out on my own. I'm just visiting for the holidays.

 

Update: Just did a line of a Butalbital I found in some of my old shit. Gonna do another one and go smoke a cigarette. Should be okay by then.

 

WTF are barbituates? They sound awesome.

 

Fuck.

Now I don't want to sleep.

 

You didn't answer my question.

 

I'm in the same situation.

8 hours of hard work really does help though.

 

melatonin.

 

I decided one of these days I'm going to try to cure my insomnia by giving into it and staying awake until I can't hold my eyes open anymore. Pretty much just go until I pass out.

 

Stop trying to get to sleep- the effort will be self defeating.

I suggest pulling an over nighter and work some deliberate sleep deprivation into the mix. The second night may see you catching some z's

edit- it seems that Ramona and I had the same general idea.
great minds...

 

A spiritually transcendental experience followed by weeping will tire you out.

Cate beat me to it. A spiritually transcendental orgasm followed by crying.

Try thinking of your dead grandparents while playing with yourself.

 

For longterm, I take melatonin at the same time every night (helps when you have to adjust to a new sleep schedule).
I also drink tension-tamer tea for when stress keeps me awake.
And then there's always benadryl...