If my parents catch me eating this cheesecake i'm dead.

you slay me.

priss: i have annoyingly curly hair. not the pretty kind, the kind that needs to be straightened. I'm short- squat actually, i have a poor complexion, and diabetes runs in the family, and they tend to die early deaths.

 

eh, that's life. atleast she didn't give you like, three arms or something :cheers2:

 

insufficient side crust.

 

SHIT

SHIT

YOU'D BETTER HIDE IT UNDER THE STAIRS

This shit pisses me off.

 

I ate the mother fucker. It was almost as satisfying as sex.

 

cheesecake will NEVER be on the same level as sex.

I'm sorry to disappoint you

 

unless you fuck the cake.

 

I am at least three steps ahead of you.

 

I am proud of you.

 

You made it into a cheesecake/creampie in one?

 

haha

 

I may have slipped the dick before I ate it.

 

Worth it.

 

I hope you enjoyed your cheesecake.
What wrong with you eating cheesecake, according to your parents, though?

 

cheesecake is so overrated.

just like twizzlers.

 

Cheese cake is to rich for me to eat more than a single slender slice.

 

I've never enjoyed cheesecake.

that is not to say I might not like it, I've just never enjoyed it.

 

You people who can't handle a good phat dose of cheesecake are pussies.

 

I have this thought a lot. Usually at midnight when I'm supposed to be asleep. Also, cheesecake is amazing but not as good as carrot cake.