question for heterosexual vegan women

Answer me dammit. This has bothered me for a while now and no one will give me a straight answer.

I've been bamboozled!

 

I masturbated 6 times on christmas eve
Then I bought some more beer
and ate a bowl of
ice cream

 

That's hot.

 

You're hot.

 

Well fuck.

Let's go to a rave.

 

im not allowed anymore

 

I'm sick of that story.

 

Down the throat, up the fanny, what's the diff? Are you trying to say vegan woman cannot be impregniated?

 

No, they can't.

It's physically impossible.

 

Veganism is gay.

 

Good job I only turned vagitarian then!

I like my cheese beanos too much.

 

HURF DURF

 

This is pretty dumb, no offense.

 

What does HURF DURF mean?

 

Yeast isn't a member of the animal kingdom.

http://www.yeastgenome.org/VL-what_are_yeast.html

"Yeast are unicellular fungi..."

 

stupid veggie people

 

i'm not taking this very seriously, but i'd appreciate a reasonable answer, because i am legitimately curious. a few points from my perspective:

- homo sapiens IS an animal, no matter how hard it's members try to convince themselves otherwise. the ONLY thing that could potentially distinguish them in any significant way is a difference in their nervous systems, in that it is more advanced than most other animals. this does not disqualify them from animal status, however

- human semen is not an animal byproduct, it is an animal product

- vegans do not care whether or not it "hurts" the animal, regardless of their claims. they claim to consume NO animal products or anything with animal origins of any type. for instance, they do not eat honey, or eggs. i've even known vegans who refuse to eat white sugar, which though it is not of animal origin they have told me requires an animal product or byproduct to refine it - i haven't looked into the truth of this statement as i do not care, it is simply an example to illustrate a point.

so the question, as far as i can tell, has not been answered legitimately by any heterosexual vegan women, who are the people i'm asking in the first place.

 

I eat loads of tofu, so the bulk of my spunk is vegan.

 

i wouldn't expect to receive any rational answer to your question from a vegan

 

WHAT?!!!