Watching people sleep

Is not interesting at all. I don't think I'll go into sleep medicine if I ever go to school.

 

I love watching my mom sleep. She does all kinds of crazy things because of her pain medication. I watched the Nutcracker the other night, turned to look at my mom because I saw her moving and she had her arms up in the air like a ballerina. I laughed so hard that I cried and she woke up and called me an asshole for laughing at her.

 

I like watching the way peoples eyes move under their eyelids when they sleep...but I'm sort of a creeper that way..

 

what i really hate are those fucked up pornos where someone pretends to sneak in and have sex with someone who is pretending to sleep.

 

You're just mad because no one sneaks in to have sex with you while you're asleep.

 

yeah...

also it's annoying how everyone always wakes up when i try to do it to them.

 

Hit them over the head a bit harder next time.

 

yeah, necrophilia definitely has its perks too.

 

People sleeping is kinda boring.
People watching, that I could get.

 

You know, the last two times I've had to work early in the morning, Thsam just HAPPENED to wake up twenty minutes before my alarm went off.

Getting woken up to being secksed is the best fucking alarm clock evar. All alarms should be like that.

 

I'm in disbelief how late the motherfuckers in this house can sleep. We have to go to Daniel's parents' for Christmas dinner at 4 and Jake still has to pick up his paycheck, and I need to get to Dairy Queen to get my turkey before 3 and still, everyone's fucking asleep. It's really annoying.

 

Why dont you wake them up?

 

I guess so...
But what about the study of dreams? That might be interesting...

 

I guess I'm weird, I like watching people sleep. Especially Brad because he's a freak... he does a lot of weird shit in his sleep lol

 

watching the monitors of night terrors, or the out coming of a person realisticlly dreaming would be cool though!

 

i always loved watching girlfriends sleep

 

Creepy creeper, you.

I just like fucking with people while they're asleep. When I was little, I'd always paint my dad's fingernails while he took naps. It drove him batshit crazy.