If I eat a whole shitload of celery...

...and drink, like, half a gallon of water, could I ditch excessive amount of MSG and calories chinese food I just ate at the buffet?
Christ, I ate like I was storing up for winter... It hurts to breathe.
Something inside feels simultaneously proud and horrified right now.

 

doubt it

lettuce does absorb fats, and the cellulose in it helps to remove lots of unwanted's from your body.

 

Well shit, it's too late anyway.
I'm feeling a little better now, but I still think I'd better drink something...

Buddha's after me now? Well, good thing I got Jesus to protect me! (He seemed to be in considerably better shape! )

 

gonna be a double flusher in the morning..

 

If you keep eating like that you’ll have little hope of taking the Miss Random Thoughts crown at the 2009 online pageant


Hotwater

 

:smilielol5:

 

Wel, it's the winter holidays. It's almost a tradition here in Romania to eat a lot at this time of year, and also get sick and get into hospital.
Lol.
At least you ate healthy.
I don't keep to this Romanian tradition though.

 

Haha, well, it's not so different here... Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's- all big parties with lots of terrible things to eat. Going out was a Christmas present to my best friend and I from my mom. We hadn't been to this particular restaurant in ages, so we really went all out. I guess it's not something we do very often, but still. I couldn't even see straight by the time I go home. I don't know if it was the MSG attacking my brain or just the impending food coma...

I'm crushed. I think I'll go throw up to ease the pain.

 

sorry but that's hilarious.

 

binge and purge baby, binge and purge.