Why should I buy mustard?

Okay, so Daniel was telling me the other day that I should buy mustard, even though I don't eat mustard and he and my roommate do. I think THEY should have to buy mustard if they want it. :toetap05:

 

Do they just eat regular yellow mustard?

That shit is nasty and chemical-tasting.

 

I no you don't relish the idea, but buy the mustard for him. Then when you want something, make him buy it, he'll have to play ketchup.


Uhhh...:leaving:

 

Go out and get a nice jar of Grey Poupon. And poop in it.

Unless they like that sort of thing...

 

Wholegrain all the way!

 

Yeah, they eat the straight up yellow mustard. I'll only eat it on a fried chicken sandwich or on a chili cheese burger or chili cheese dog.

 

Mustard on a fried chicken sandwich?

Oh wait, you're from TX. NM.

 

Man.....I loooooove me some mustard.


Much better...and better for you.....than kraptchup.

Just sayin'.

 

ketchup is good for you, proper ketchup, tommy K

 

Well, all that plastic bottle crap is full o' sugar and salt and whatnot...

 

yeah that stuff is satan's blood clot

 

because you don't know how to make it

 

Either that or jalapeno ranch. Mmm.

 

wrong.

just wrong.

 

I don't like mayo on my chicken sandwiches. Mayo and chicken is gross.

 

mayo is gross.

on a fried chicken sandwich you should put swiss cheese, and sautee'd onions it, a slice of lettuce, a slice of tomato, and three pieces of peppered bacon

preferably on toasted sourdough.

 

You sir, asshole or not, are my new hero.

 

Maille dijon.

I don't eat that fluorescent yellow crap.

 

That is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever heard. Hat's off.