how to quit cigs?

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by smokepot, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. smokepot

    smokepot Member

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    I feel like there is no hope, cuz after i smoke i feel the need to have a cig, its like a necessity
     
  2. philywilly

    philywilly Member

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    suck dick instead
     
  3. GlassMasta

    GlassMasta Member

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    ^^^ that sounds odd but it really does work

    every time you have a cig give some nasty guy a blowjob

    then your brain will evntually connect having a cig with a dirty blowjob and you wont want to smoke anymore

    possible side effects include oral herpies, hepatitis, aids/hiv, and a host of other problems including but NO LIMITED to CANCER. yes you can catch cancer from sexual encounters

    but at least you wont smell like smoke youll just smell like CHODE
     
  4. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Lern 2 willpower.
     
  5. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    use licorice root to chew on, helps the oral fixation (not at the same rate you would smoke cigs, with over use there are some negative side effects. you can get it at vitamin cottage. )
    use hard candy. my hubby bought a box of push pops at sams club, but any hard cany will do

    and indeed, use willpower. what DO you get out of smoking? can you get that from a different source? if its something to do with your hands, pick up a hobby.
    also remember that you control your body, your body should NEVER control you. your body is demanding nicotine, and you dont need to fulfill the demand. you have to say to yourself "I don't need to smoke. Smoking gives me nothing. " you wouldn't stab yourself in the leg repeatedly, several times a day, would you? your body has been trained by the nicotine to need more nicotine. feeding the beast blah blah etc.

    mind over matter my friend. you can do it. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
     
  6. GlassMasta

    GlassMasta Member

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    i only partially agree

    while the negatives far outweigh the positive, the fact remains smoking a cig does give you a body buzz

    i dont understand all these people that say nicotine has no effect, it very obviously does. thats why when you first start smoking you get a high feeling, becase nicotine gives you a buzz

    i think its the lack of the buzz that keeps people smoking almost as much as the addiction

    although to be fair after smoking for long periods of time, or smoking large amounts that buzz is less and less
     
  7. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Ya, don't smoke cigarettes when you are high. That is the only reason I got addicted, I never smoke cigs when I'm not high and I still go through a pack every 3 days or so.
     
  8. monstermann68

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    will-power dude. be strong, be a bigger man, kick its ass. go to a support group if it's that rough. there are ways.

    honestly, i like the idea of sucking dick. for each cig you smoke, you have to go down to the local gay bar and find some dude to let you suck his dick. force yourself to swallow. that'll teach you. :)
     
  9. Sunny Jim

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    Unless he realizes he's gay. Then he'll be addicted to cigarettes and cock... It's a slippery slope.
     
  10. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Oh, the humanity!
     
  11. PeaceAndRasta

    PeaceAndRasta Senior Member

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    get really drunk and smoke a lot before u puke ...
     
  12. Hippie McRaver

    Hippie McRaver Senior Member

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    To help me quit smoking, I took a straw and cut it to the size of a cigarette and kept it in my pocket. I would get cravings real bad when other people were smoking, so to combat that I would pull out my straw and hold it like a butt, and put it to my lips, the cool thing is too that you can inhale through the straw, or you can stuff cotton in there a bit to make the airflow feel more like a real cigarette. Worked for me.
     
  13. monstermann68

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    Well if he is gay, then just apply the opposite logic: for every cig he smokes, he has to lick some girl's pussy for an hour. Should work equally well. ;)
     

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