What do you cum on?

I cum on my chest, hand, on boxers, socks, in an empty bottle lying around. Anything in reach i will grab. but normally on my chest then wipe it of with a roll of toilet paper out of my draw.

 

I usually cum on pictures of girls I know and like or pictures of hot celebrities

 

Word. Me too.

 

Not about wasting my cum on my boxers or tissue paper etc, so i cum on my girlfriends panties- a sexy little g-string is the best!

 

i use alot of things. frim toilet paper and paper towels to an old tshirt i keep under my bed.

 

If I cum on my body it gets on my leg hair and pubes and it's a pain to get it off.

 

Once again, I'm going with waffles.
And a slinky.

 

I like to stay somewhat discrete...I masturbate into an old fast food cup. I won't gross you with the details, but if someone comes into my room, it doesn't look too suspicious to have an old cup on my desk. Then , I wash my hands thoroughly (I have a thing against touching my cum).

 

I think that the majority of you guys, in this thread and many others, are really weird about your semen.

Many of you seem to expect your partner to let you cum in her mouth, but don’t want to kiss her afterward. Many of you appear to be obsessed with the mess when you ejaculate. Do you think that your cum is nasty? Or dirty? Or unsanitary? Or what's the story?

When I started masturbating (probably before your fathers were born, and maybe before your grandfathers were born) I had only dry orgasms. When I started producing semen I thought it was kind of cool …. I tasted it ….. and just rubbed it into my hands, cock, and stomach. When I started really spurting I just automatically started holding my other hand a few inches above my dick so that there was little chance of leaving unwanted stains …. and still just rubbed it in .... only now it needed to be spread over a larger area.



Have fun and play safely!

 

You know what Troll, I'll admit, I don't like touching my cum and I do think its dirty. I don't like getting head because I don't like the thought that I an putting my dick (pre-cum and all) in a mouth I will later kiss and I definitely don't like cumming on a girl. I started masturbating young and like you, would have dry orgasms. I liked doing it through my clothes because it was easier to do it and not get caught (at that age, I masturbated on a plane and the back of my parent's van while we were driving). When I started ejaculating, I could no longer do it stealthy. I don't know why, I just get creeped out by the idea of touching my stinky, sticky cum and then later, touching my food, shaking hands, etc.

 

For me it depends whats readily available at the time lol. Can range from socks, tissue paper or just into my hand. Whatevers the easiest to clean up really. Don't really like it going everywhere so to speak then having to clean it up afterwards.

 

I usualy cum in a toilet paper but some times i cum in my hand and wash it off

 

I like to sniff dirty panties while i jerk off. Then i cum on the crotch of them and lick it out.

 

In my step-daughter's panties! I have a pair in my office, a pair in my truck, and when I'm home and have the opportunity I go into her room and cum in her panty drawer!

Bad Dad

 

I have this technique where I wrap the edges of a tissue round my cock and hold the edges so my helmet is in a little 'tent'. Then I whack off hard and blow in the tent! Easy easy cleanup

 

That's awesome! Yer the man. Do you find it hard to keep your secret? Do you start to feel like Dexter after a while?

 

Anybody out there who would like to share pics of you cumming - I have a few I wiould gladly forward. Like to cum over my body and just play with it rub it into private parts

 

I use my stomach and wipe it off with a Klenex, but prefer a partners mouth or vagina - sometimes between breasts, but only after I have drunk deep from the pussy well, the sweat glands, and her mouth. But to hear some of you guys, you'd think there was something wrong with sex! Holy shit! here we go again! What the hells a matter? The only thing makes you a man is ability to produce semen laced with sperm. Natural selection made it that way. Thousands of generations of males have perfected it so you can shoot and enjoy. You think its nasty? Dirty? Won't kiss a woman whose had it in her mouth? It is the second cleanest thing you produce. First in sterility is your piss - thanx kidneys!! Cum prolly cleans out a gals mouth with swallowing, takes all those germs down to the stomach. You boys are surely of the Purell generation, everything must be clean, texture must be pure, and color must be .......... Why be a man if you're ashamed of the only thing you produce that is worth anything to the gods. We are here to continue the species. We've been given gifts of sex and fluids and hardons. What's that you say, "yuk!"? If only you'd try getting dirty and covered with a rich mixture of cum and pussy juice; taste it all, strain it thru your teeth, spread it around with your hands, liking them after. You might find true love with a woman with spirit. How 'bout swapping spit, that turn you off too? Geeeez....:tongue:

 

I just enjoy doing it on her body.... her stomach, hips... on her butt is awesome!!

 

in my briefs or right in the toilet