strangest person to ever smoke u out

who has been the strangest person to ever let u hit their weed?

mine was this kinda-hobo guy named james we knew from around my friends neighborhood and one day me and my friend (budman420 on the forums) were sittin at the park and james came along on his bike(he looks about 75) and he sat down and we were smokin cigs and he pulled one out and my friend asked him"whatre u smoking?" as in what brand(marlboro,newport,etc.) and he was like naw man im smokin dem trees and he let us hit off this fat ass joint and 2 hits got us blazed for at least4 hours and he gave us the roach and like 10 minutes later my other friend came up (h0ax on the forums) and we let him have the roach and he jsut went back in the woods and put it in his bowl and hit it. we were all so damn friend for hours. that was one cool ass hobo!

 

ive yet to be smoked out by a magical hobo

 

Well.....I smoked out my geology teacher in the Mohave Desert (dunno if thats spelled right) around a camp fire with the class....actually we all smoked him out

Dunno if that counts though...

 

I smoked up and more with this guy I gave a ride to a party. He was like this mystical shaman/guru of all things drug related. I have seen him around town a couple of times since, but anyway. My friend called me on the way to the party and asked me to pick this dude up in the parking lot of the post office. He just said he's white and skinny, he's got a tie die on. So I went by, and this was in the black part of town, really bad ghetto and lotsa crime. Well, he gets in my truck with this back pack. I said whats upp, we intro'd ourselves, and he said, you're cool right? I was like sure whatever. So he opens up his pack and hands me two hits of acid, and said, for the ride, thanks. I practically fell over in disbelief. Anyway, we get to the party, and he has a brick of weed on him! We were all rolling our own joints, he just gave us all papers and pot, and we all kicked back and blazed. Me and him got into a conversation later in the night. We started about psychadelic drugs, and all that stuff. All of a sudden, he hands me a handful of san pedro and told me to eat it, so I did. After I started to trip, he started telling me all about the family, like the acid family. I wsa off in oblivion, trying to hold on while told me all of this crazy shit. He left eventually, but before he left he put a ten sheet of some dank cid in my shirt pocket. The next time I saw him he denied knowing me or that he knew anything about drugs, but everyone at the party remembers all about it. It is crazy, he is like a secret drug superhero or something.

 

thats a strange ass story there man. probably being paranoid cus he dont remeber exactly who you are thinking that with those kind of questions you must me leo.

 

A dude I knew about YOUR age at the time, who had both some decent product, but one HELL of a MILF too! We burned at work, and I was the "Night Watchman" at the place.
That's where I became Hippy.

 

Me; I'm one weird motherfucker to have a bowl with.

ps: theadstarter, you should'nt smoke out with bums, the guy might have hepatitis.

 

yeah i got all paranoid about hepatitis and TB and shit a couple days later but i got tested for both and im good to go.

 

Cool. If you have all your shots(which you should have, if you're in public schools) you should be fine. Glad you are.

 

A guy who was sleeping in a van at a campground me and my friends were at. His name was Garapudo! hahha

 

Can't say that I can say... I've smoked with many random strange people, some didn't even speak english... We communicated solely through the universal language of stonededness

 

^^ I used to smoke with this kid a while back, and his [hatian] friend would smoke with us every once in a while. It was so weird; he spoke creole and maybe 200 english words. We still had a good time though.

 

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I cant say its really the strangest becuase i've smoked with alot of wierd people, but there was this one time me and a friend were traveling to see a friend and my car broke down, well i called for a tow truck and the tow trucker gets there and my car is parked next to a beer truck and the tow truck driver said jokingly "were you trying to rob the beer?" and my friend goes "man right now im so pissed i could rob that truck and smoke a big fat blunt" and the tow truck driver kicked his one shoe off and goes "some wishes can come true" and there was a bag of weed in his shoe. So me, my friend and the tow truck driver got stoned for like 2hrs while i got towed back home, it's definately somethin i'll remember for the rest of my life

 

Hehe that's a cool story!

 

thank you, i get a lot of people tellin me that i'm full of it when i tell the story, i probably would have a hard time believing it happened, but me and my friend always bring it up in talk with others, i have a new respect for tow truck drivers nation wide..... THANKS MR. TOW TRUCK DRIVER YOU'RE THE GREATEST!

 

the only way hepatitus can be trasmitted is through blood and in rare cases sexual intercourse. so, unless you fuck him/her or decide to become blood brother/sisters, you're not going to get hepatitus from smoking with a bum.

 

no man, if the bum had shit on his hands, which hes a bum so you never know and rolled the joint and they put it in their mouths they could get hepatitis b

 

hahahhahaahahaha

yeah i was moer worried about turberculosis

 

man.so so many.
many of my bosses thruout the years.
who's that dude from ekoostik hookah? hes not in the band anymore. fuk, whats his name? crap. hes got glasses, dark bushy/curly hair. anyway, when they were still playing gross basement bars that dude smoked me out.
a naked 87 year old man.
some reggae band from jamaica smoked me out after a show in rochester NY in 93.
my girlfriends got smoked out til they thought they would puke by woody harrelson. thye were hitchhiking and he picked them up in his limo and puffed and puffed mad herb. they couldnt keep up with him.
crazy
ahhhh, the good herb, it brings us togetha