I'm so horny and I wanna fuck right now!!

Ugh!! And going to sluts is out of the question

 

hands.............

 

If your approach to attracting the non-slut ladies works, is it okay with you if I use it as my own? Please? It makes you look so freakin' smooth!



Have fun, play safely, and don’t play with fire!

 

What's wrong with sluts?

 

Lol!

 

1. if you have a female dog then i'm sure she would be willing to help you out!
2. go find the trunk of a dead tree with a knot hole in it and use that. make sure you kick the trunk first to check for bees.
3. try using a bottle. if you do that, expect a trip to the emegency room for, the doctor to get your stuck willie out of the bottle.
4. ask your mother or sister if they would like to fuck. expect to find yourself kicked out of the family and homeless. they all will disown you for life!
5. go downtown where the "ladies of the night" hang out; rent the cheapest one for a fuck. expect your dick to swell up and be painfull then, your dick will turn black and drip vile smelling green drops. expect all the doctors to tell you there is no cure and your fucked for life!
6. get on some porn website and, order one of the inflatable love dolls with, a built in heater and a viberating mouth, pussy, and asshole.

now, there are six answers for your problem! please, realize i am full of shit on the first five suggestions; don't be dumb enough to try any of the first five suggestions!
if your that hard up then only try number six and, none of the others!

 

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Here are supplies! Now go out and shoot!

Also, seconding the thing with dogs. They're probably tight

 

Well, if you put it a little more suavely, a pretty, sexy and intelligent girl such as myself randomly passing along might have taken you up on that....

But since you didn't sorry, dearie. You'll have to be flying your own rockets for a few more years, if you know what I mean.

 

Lol..i might sound lame in this topic but in reality you don't know me. And explain me that last paragraph, not that I don't get it. I just wanna hear your own explanation.

 

It means you may have to provide yourself with the stimulation you oh so crave, babe. =)

Really now, you sound interesting. What are you like outside the confines of these forums?

 

LOL your the best dude!!!:cheers2: