Jail and drugs? oc anyone?

Hey everyone, im new to these forums and i need a little help.


Im getting locked up on the 20th and get released on the 4th...

But there is no why in hell im doing this sober.
Lucky me i have a script of oc 20's but not in my name so i cant have them.


How can i sneak these in?
I wanna take at least a few, i dont care how i have to get them in with me i just have to haha.

Can dogs smell oxys?

Any ideas would be sweet.

Thanks..

 

Sorry, I don't have any suggestions for you other than possibly trying to put them in something like a balloon and then either swallowing them or shoving up your rear (which could be dangerous if the balloon pops, depending on how much you put in there).

Really though...

Is it worth it? The 20th to the 4th isn't all that long, but if you get caught, you can expect things to get a lot worse.

 

Yeah that's not long at all. It's simply not worth the risk....

 

But the thing is
After i get out im on probation for a long time..

 

... and the thing is, if you get caught trying to smuggle drugs into jail you are going to wish all you had was that "long time" of probation.

 

hahaha pedal. yeah, probably the only way to do it is how pedal said, stick em in a ballon or condom and stuff em up ur ass, I think it would work. Seriously though, for 2 weeks in jail, I dont think its worth it. If you were doing a couple of months or something, then hell yeah, personally, I would do it. But for 2 weeks, fuck that, save them for when you get out and have a good ass time.

 

they will strip search you, so the best method would be in a balloon and then you swallow that shit, when you get in either puke it up or shit it out and stash it QUICK, but is getting high truly worth the risk?

 

put that shit up your ass son.. danm, you got plenty of time.. Every single cop show shows you how the intake system works.. Jesus fucking christ doods noobs and friends alikes heres.. It isnt any different anywhere else..
Its very simple and organized to get you processed there isnt nothing special. Your not going to get a anal massage, prob, x-rays, or dry cell for 48hrs.. Your going into the standard grey hotel institution..
One may have you strip search upon entry, one may not..

You might have a common shakedown the first time you come in.

You will take off your shoes, belt, sock. metal. thats about all..
After that youll go though the system, medical cleared, banded and wait for bed..

This is the time MOST NEW INTAKES FUCK UP>>

You might think its cool to get out the pills (contaband) but now you have to go with officer.. If you have removed the contraband at this time and put it in your pocket.
Your fucked..

Continue to leave your contraband in intill you have been moved to your Bed! Bunk CELL.. At no time during processing should you take your contraband out..

Only once you have been completly settled should you do so..
If you get caught with your contraband do not say you brought it into the jail. Always say you bought inside the jail on the range dig..(you can avoid a new charge and only deal with administative reprimands..
.

New inmate are more known to bring in contraband. You may be put into temporary population. More likely to have a cell search with in the first day/ there aswell.
After about 48hr You will go into general population..
Depends on the jail,county,state you are in...

 

Man, no wonder you are going to jail
My cousinhad a broken arm, stuffed 10 xanax bars and went to jail for 1 month.
Says he traded two for ten smokes.

Ballon + Anus + OP = WIN

 

When i got locked up the strip searched us and made us squat and cough.

 

^hahahaha.. jesus, quite mortifying. glad I've never been there... sorry gratefully

 

Happened to me everytime I have been to jail or juvenile detention.

I don't wanna tally that shit up.

 

hahaa that happened to me too, but if your hiding somethin in your ass, you can cough soft enough for it not to shoot out.

damn, omg xanax bars in jail, that would be awsome.

And when I was locked up in dade county jail, I met a nigga who got arrested for some weed, but they didnt find everything, so he got locked up with a bunch of shit on him. He has like a half ounce of weed and a bunch of coke IN JAIL, he was telling me how we was king of the jail for like 2 weeks, eating lovely. Niggas would trade their whole lunch trays for a hit of weed or a line of coke.

 

Damn Kilo!
You quoted yourself in your sig!
Man lol! That is fuckin' epic haha

 

hmm Im soooo glad ive never had to experience jail, to many close calls as it is

 

So everyone's pretty much convinced me its a bad idea haha.
And its not really jail.. It's called "DYS" and its a "Kids Prison".
Which makes no sense seeing as i will be of age in 3 days.

So therefore im just going to get destroyed the morning i go in.
But what i was worried about that was..
Just say i blow down a few 20's before i go in and i get piss tested soons i go in, which could happen... Will i pass? Ive been clean for 2 months and i was just gonna get ripped so they first day wont suck as hard. But How long from the time you take oxy's till you're pissing dirty? I hope that makes sense. Im trying to say if i were to blow some down before i went in and got piss tested the first 3 hrs i am in there will i fail?

 

dont quote me on this, but I believe that oxy doesn't break down into morphine like most opiates do so it wont show up on any of the common 5 panel tests, but check erowid to confirm that

 

Oxycodone is in your system as soon as it hits you...so I don't quite understand what you mean.

Are you thinking that maybe it takes a while before it shows up on a piss test? Then the answer is no, as soon as you take them, you will piss dirty for whatever drug you have done....there isn't some "lucky time frame" that you have before you show dirty. Haha, now I have heard it all....someone wondering if they can take the drug test ON drug and have it NOT show up, lol.

With all of that being said, you have one good thing going for you, that was already stated correctly:

I have passed drug tests WHILE on Oxycodone.


Here is some info:

 

So with
"Q: Why is there a separate test for Oxycodone if Oxycodone is an Opiate?

A: Oxycodone (Percodan, Percocet, Roxicodone, Oxycontin) are synthetically manufactured opiates meaning they are not directly refined from the opium poppy resin source. While the chemical chains are similar, detection of synthetic opiate drugs requires a lower sensitivity detection level than that established for non synthetic opiates."

being said..


Will oxys show up on a piss test?

And is a bad idea for me to take them before i go in to jail if im getting piss tested soons i go in?

 

Would people question u4ia?
Would they question Jesus?