Why are people embarrassed to buy condoms?

You're exactly the kind of person I used to kick out of the love section in Spencer's.

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pee eye em pee

 

i havent bought them in a long time. i love my birth control and my trusty man lover

 

Because you don't want the person behind the counter to imagine you having sex.

 

You have that all wrong.

The cashier doesn't want to imagine me having sex.

And then I show them a picture of me having sex.

Most of them take it pretty well. I've only had one girl cry.

 

<_>

 

I just get embarrassed trying them on before I buy them. I like to know they fit properly...

 

I've bought condoms a couple of times, not that many. John never had a problem buying tampons for me. It was funny the first time I asked him to do so, I was like all like, you dont mind right? And he was like "why would I mind?".
The only thing I was ever embarrassed to buy at the store was lube. Specially because they have it, right next to one of the entrances and Im the kind of person who reads EVERYTHING before I buy it. So there I was picking up different kinds of lubricants, reading them, putting them back, picking up another, while dozens of people walked right next to me. I'm not that comfortable with people imagining what kind of sex Im having.

 

By that logic, the Trojan DIY Abortion Kit must mean that your getting it every night.

 

i guess because sex is usually a private thing. and buying condoms is telling at least one other person about it. buying them doesn't mean you're getting laid. it means you anticipate that you might have to use them. which, according to a quick text message poll i just took, is MORE sexy than being 100% positive of who, when, and other technicalities. potential ftw.

 

Ha! "Yo, I need a coat-hanger because I got laaaaaaaaaid last week! HIGH FIVE!"