7 word story

on the wrong side, one day I

 

stole one and drove like a Brit

 

But I needed crooked teeth to really

 

do my Austin Powers impression well....and

 

act british, so I bought a screwdriver

 

stuck it my boss's ear, killing him

 

and went to jail where I got

 

gang raped by the skin heads, every

 

hour. My Buttock Region became extremely raw

 

butt I quickly learned to love it

 

and love being made love to on

 

the beach. I also enjoy a cup

 

of tea after a good gang rape

 

and a huge plate of chili to

 

burn the faces of my neighbors when

 

they come over, because I hate the

 

slimy bastards..they play loud music all

 

day up until 9:30PM, I have to

 

take a shit in a paper to

 

get a gun and shoot someone in